Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Teen Gets Senior Pictures Taken At City Dump
August 16, 2015
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - After a teen recently made headlines for getting her senior pictures taken, unironically, in a Taco Bell, a South Carolina high school student said she would "not be out done," and went ...
Pope Francis Announces Presidential Run in 2016
August 16, 2015
VATICAN, Rome - Pope Francis, who is known for ardently following United States politics, has said that he has decided to throw his Mitre in the presidential ring, stating that he "didn't see a worthwhile" candidate, ...
Robert Englund Signs On To Reprise Role as Freddy In ‘Nightmare On Elm Street’ Reboot
August 11, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - The internet has been abuzz this week with news of New Line Cinema's reboot of the famous Nightmare on Elm Street series, but one common thread among fans was that they desperately wanted to see ...
New DEA Leader Chuck Rosenberg Says Weed ‘Not As Dangerous As Heroin,’ Other Things That Are Also Stupid And Obvious
July 30, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Recently appointed DEA leader Chuck Rosenberg says that he won't admit that marijuana isn't harmful, because for some reason he "thinks it is," but did go on record as saying that he believes it's ...
University of New Hampshire To Close; Schools Deems Everything ‘Too Offensive’
July 30, 2015
CONCORD, New Hampshire - After an internet firestorm was ignited over the University of New Hampshire releasing a "language guide" that lists the word 'American' as offensive, it seems as though the entire school system in ...
Dentist Who Killed ‘Cecil The Lion’ Seriously Mauled By Rabid Feral Cats
July 30, 2015
BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota - Dr. Walter Palmer, DDS, the man who allegedly paid $50,000 to kill a protected and collared lion known as 'Cecil' in Zimbabwe and has since become the most hated man on the internet, was reportedly ...
KKK To Add New Chapter For African-Americans
July 28, 2015
MOBILE, Alabama - In what many bigots are calling "disgusting" and "unbelievable," the Ku Klux Klan has announced today that they will be starting a new chapter for African-Americans, with hopes that they can "branch out" ...
Kansas Fetus Hoping Abortion Legalized Before It Reaches Third Trimester
July 25, 2015
KANSAS CITY, Missouri - A Kansas City fetus is optimistic that the state will legalize 2nd trimester abortion before it reaches its 3rd trimester. Kansas currently outlaws the dilation and evacuation (d & c) procedure necessary ...