Man Is Given Sight For First Time In His Life; Claims It Is ‘Too Bright’
July 05, 2015
BUFFALO, New York - After 26 years, a man is given a gift he hasn't ever had in his entire life. Scott Bruce was born legally blind, and after a surgery was done Tuesday evening, doctors ...
Research Shows That Over Grown Mustaches Cause Face Tumors
July 05, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - If you happen to be a person with a lengthy stash, you may want to due some trimming. Doctors have conducted a research study on the effects of growing a long ...
Georgia Man Dies After Triggering Booby Trap He Rigged In His Own Home
July 05, 2015
SAVANNAH, Georgia - In an extremely gruesome and horrific scene, the body of Ernest Gaylord Michelberger, 67, of Savannah, Georgia was discovered severed in half near the waist earlier this week in his home where he ...
Kotex And Google To Release New ‘Hands-Free’ Tampon
July 03, 2015
IRVING, Texas - Kimberly-Clark, owner of the Kotex brand of feminine hygiene products, has teamed with the Google Corporation in developing the world’s first wirelessly controlled, hands-free tampon. Marketed under the brand name “No Strings,” the tampon works ...
New Drug Craze In Teens Poses Huge Risk; Kids Huffing Milk To Get High
July 03, 2015
SANTA ANA, California - A new substance has become a hot topic issue in recent weeks, after a local mother found her son collapsed in his room under the influence of a new drug. While current well-known drugs ...
Artist Paints Penises Around Homeless People to Get Them Noticed And ‘Fixed’
May 31, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Earlier this week, a British graffiti artist made headlines when he started drawing penises around potholes to force the municipal authorities’ hand in getting them fixed. The Manchester resident, who ...
Royal Baby Princess Charlotte Plotting Death Of Those First in Line for the Throne
May 31, 2015
LONDON, England - The Royal Baby was finally born days after the original due date, and she is already plotting the death of those first in line for the throne. Prince William and Duchess Kate’s second ...
FOX News Announces Merger With Comedy Central
May 31, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Fox News has announced a shock merger with Comedy Central, saying that the comedy channel gets most of their laughs out of Fox anyway. For years, Jon Stewart’s Daily Show ...