Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Republicans Blaming Obama For Baltimore Riots
May 03, 2015
BALTIMORE, Maryland - Repbulicans across the country have come together, at least on the internet, to blame the one person they say is the most likely candidate as the cause of the Baltimore riots - President ...
Bruce Jenner Praised As ‘American Hero,’ Transgender People Everywhere Bored By News
May 03, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - During an interview with Dianne Sawyer, Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner, best known now for being the former step-father to the clan of Kardashian whores, described his transformation from once-proud man ...
Dr. Oz Forced to Undergo All His Miracle Treatments
May 03, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Television personality Dr Oz has come under fire over the years for constantly touting what he calls “miracle treatments” which have no scientific backing. The debate over his legitimacy has ...
Baltimore Orioles Owner Says Playing In Empty Stadium Is Pretty Much ‘Business As Usual’
May 02, 2015
BALTIMORE, Maryland - Owners for the Baltimore Orioles say that having to play a game in a completely empty stadium is just par for the course, and that having no fans in the stadium is just ...
Ferguson, Missouri: ‘Well, At Least It’s Not Us Burning Again’
May 01, 2015
FERGUSON, Missouri – As the city of Baltimore is slowly destroyed by looters, vandals, idiots, and thieves looking for a quick score, many people throughout the community of Ferguson, Missouri, say that they are just “extremely ...
Chinese Road Crew Cook, Eat Dinosaur Eggs Unearthed During Construction
April 22, 2015
HEYUAN, China - A group of road workers in Heyuan, China unearthed a section of cement that had several fossilized dinosaur eggs in it yesterday, and reports indicate that they used the eggs as part of ...
Many Retail Stores Begin Christmas TV Advertising Campaigns On May 1st
April 22, 2015
UNITED STATES - Starting May 1st, many retailers will begin running their Christmas and holiday themed ads on television and via the internet, in hopes of getting a jump on competitors who offer similar products for ...
Movie Theatres Begin Charging Extra To Patrons Who Leave Behind Mess
April 22, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Several large movie theatre chains have come together to begin enforcing new rules in their establishments. According to memos sent to employees for General Cinema, Cinema Center, Frontier Theaters, and Cineline Theaters, all state ...