John Legend’s Career, Future In Doubt After Being Stabbed in Neck
February 01, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - R&B star John Legend was found this morning naked in Central Park, bleeding profusely from the neck in an apparent stabbing. Preliminary investigations have all but confirmed wife Chrissy Teigen’s ...
Chelsea Clinton Announces Plan To Run Against Her Mother In 2016 Presidential Primary
February 01, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unexpected move, Chelsea Clinton has announced her plans to run in the presidential primaries in 2016. This will be the first time a mother and daughter have competed against each other ...
UFC Fighter Connor McGregor Plans to Melt Down Featherweight Belt Into Pot of Gold
January 31, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Irish No. 1 contender Connor McGregor has stated that he is ready to make the UFC Gold his own in a unique way. At a press conference in Las Vegas, McGregor stated ...
Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Eyed By Political Parties For Presidential Nomination
January 31, 2015
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Bill Belichick's image may be seen on more popular sports websites soon, as whispers across the Beltway indicate that the New England Patriot's coach is now a recruitment target of the political elite. With ...
Scientists Discover Shocking Truth About Weight-Loss Pills
January 31, 2015
SALEM, Oregon - Researchers from the Oregon University revealed a shocking truth on a yesterday's press conference. Doctor Maria Vega and her team of researchers spend four years conducting an extensive study on more than one ...
Shock-Rocker Marilyn Manson Reveals He Was Adopted, Says Nicolas Cage Is Biological Brother
January 31, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - During a shockingly candid fact-filled interview on WEMP-FM radio in Smithdale, Caifornia, 46-year-old shock-rock superstar and part-time actor Marilyn Manson, aka Brian Hugh Warner, revealed to host Metal Mike Monroe that he was ...
NASA to Scrap Venus Trip, Using Funds to Study Bruce Jenner
January 31, 2015
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - NASA officials have made the unprecedented announcement regarding the transition a large sum of funds from space exploration to a more terrestrial endeavor. In a recent press release, the plan was made ...
Academy Standing Strong Behind Nominating ‘Old White Men’ For Oscars
January 31, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Some anonymous Oscar voters have decided enough is enough. After being ridiculed by the public for their award choices, many have taken a very bold and surprising stance. The 2015 Oscar choices have been criticized ...