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You Won’t BELIEVE What These ‘Hatchimals’ Toys Are Saying To Kids!

December 31, 2016

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  A mother in Boston who bought each of her 7 children the year's hottest toy, a Hatchimal, says the creatures had been mostly speaking gibberish when first opened on Christmas morning, but over ...

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simpsons

‘The Simpsons’ Creator Says Next Season Will Be Last

December 31, 2016

LOS ANGELES, California - Matt Groenig, creator of The Simpsons, says that next year will finally be the last season for the cartoon - the longest running show in prime time. "Frankly, we're all pretty bored with it. The ...

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‘Big Fat Fabulous Life’ TV Star Has Weight Loss Journey Sabotaged By TLC

December 31, 2016

HOLLYWOOD, California - One of the stars of the TLC TV series Big Fat Fabulous Life has come forward, saying that the cable channel completely sabotaged her weight loss goals by constantly providing her with food. "I told producers ...

Business
life

Congress To Enact Laws Forcing Everyone To Carry Life Insurance

December 31, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The government has already been forcing American citizens to carry a form of health insurance, despite rising costs and crippling debt that we're all faced with. Now, Congress plans to enact a new ...

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fisher

Carrie Fisher’s Ghost Reportedly Spotted On Hollywood Boulevard

December 31, 2016

LOS ANGELES, California -  Star Wars fans have been hanging around Hollywood Boulevard for the last two days, after a man says he saw Carrie Fisher's ghost hanging around downtown. "It was the craziest thing I've ever ...

Education
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Teen Who Was a Loser in High School Now Pretentious College Student

December 30, 2016

BOISE, Idaho -  Michael Lester was a total loser in high school. He had no friends, and no girls would speak to him. After graduation last June, he wasn't invited to any parties. But thankfully for Lester, ...

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panda

Pandas Will Go Extinct Within The Next Few Months, Study Finds

December 30, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Researchers at the Washington, D.C. House of Agriculture and Animal Affairs say that they expect Pandas will become extinct within the next few months, probably by June of 2017. "We actually had no idea ...

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Comcast Announces Massive Price Hike For Cable, Customers Aren’t Surprised

December 30, 2016

DALLAS, Texas -  Comcast, one of the nation's largest cable companies, says that their annual price increase will take effect on January 1st, and customers can expect to see rates jump by nearly 400%. Mark Lemon, who ...

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