Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Channing Tatum To Get Breast Implants For Upcoming Movie Role
December 09, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Actors immerse themselves in roles to varying degrees; some of the lesser or tired actors “phone it in,” while others go to extremes to create realistic portrayals. Celebrity heartthrob Channing Tatum (22 Jump Street) definitely falls ...
Jeep To Market ‘Inner-City Wrangler’ Model Designed To Protect Against Civil Disturbances
December 09, 2014
DETROIT, Michigan - Chrysler announced today a new special edition Jeep model they are developing. The vehicle, which will be based on the Jeep Rubicon, is said to be specially designed to protect the occupants from riots ...
Congress Creates Tax On Internet Surfing; Expect To Pay Up To $3 Per Hour On Top Of Regular Monthly Bill
December 09, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Although Congress has recently shot down several different versions of a 'net neutrality' plan that would force large websites that have heavy traffic to pay more to internet service providers or face throttling, congress ...
Harvard Study Finds Whites Experience Far More Racism Than Blacks
December 09, 2014
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts - A controversial Harvard University study reveals what many oppressed, non-minorities have said for years – white people experience far more racism than black people. Dr. Bob Ofay, author of the study, offers a rather ...
Tanning Salon Chain Sued After Putting Cooking Oil in Self-Tanner
December 08, 2014
MALIBU, California - More than a dozen people have filed suit against the Shining Sun, Inc. chain of tanning salons after it was revealed that the self-tanner applied to their bodies was actually cooking oil. A labeling error ...
Al Gore Rushed to New England Hospital With Symptoms Of Frostbite
December 08, 2014
CONCORD, New Hampshire - Former vice-president Al Gore was reportedly struck with a violent case of frostbite earlier this morning, while indoctrinating America’s youth in the perils of global warming at a New England elementary school . After a ...
President Obama Forcing Schools To Tell Children There Is No Santa Claus
December 08, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today threatened to withhold federal funding to public elementary schools unless images of Santa are removed and students are taught that he is a fictional character. President Obama explained what is ...
Disney Announces New Animated Film With First Lesbian Princess
December 07, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Disney announced yesterday a new film that many are calling a 'breakthrough' in the world of animation. The studio, known for their many stories of girls who are seeking their Prince Charming, have said ...