Porn Star Sues After Being Prematurely Blasted In The Face
November 22, 2014
SAN FERNANDO, California - Porn star Helen Humps filed suit today claiming she was blasted in the face prematurely while shooting a scene in her upcoming movie The Fast and The Facial. Randy Rams, her co-star, ...
American Socialite, Entertainer Paris Hilton Found Dead Ends ‘Very Disturbing’
November 22, 2014
BEVERLY HILLS, California - Wealthy American socialite, actress, heiress, and entertainer Paris Hilton, 33, while left alone in her Beverly Hills mansion, said she found her 'dead ends' very alarming after showering and drying her hair. Hilton discovered ...
‘Walking Dead’ Star Norman Reedus Critically Injured By Explosion During Filming
November 21, 2014
SENOIA, Georgia - Norman Reedus, the 45-year-old star and fan favorite who plays the part of crossbow zombie hunting expert Daryl Dixon on the AMC mega-hit television series The Walking Dead, was accidentally injured during filming of the ...
Ceiling Fans Can Cause Wi-Fi Particles To ‘Break Down’, Slow Down Home Internet
November 21, 2014
TALLAHASSE, Florida - If you have been noticing some troubles with your Wi-Fi connection, your signal may not be at fault this time. A recent study has shown that ceiling fans are the number one cause of slow ...
Pope Francis Changes His Stance On Homosexuality, Gives Blessing On Gay Marriage
November 21, 2014
VATICAN CITY, Rome - In a stunning move yesterday, Pope Francis has had a major reversal on his position of gay marriage. As leader of the Catholic Church, his blessing of gay marriage has upended an almost ...
Starbucks CEO To Divide Up His $8M Christmas Bonus Among Minimum Wage Employees
November 21, 2014
SEATTLE, Washington - If you notice an extra pep in the smile or step of your local Starbucks cashier this holiday season, now you'll know why. The CEO has announced today that he will be splitting ...
Massachusetts Man Comes Forward Alleging Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Him
November 21, 2014
SHELBURNE, Massachusetts - Another person has come forward alleging sexual misconduct against Bill Cosby, except this time, it is a man. Isaac Arnold Jones, owner and operator of a small lawn maintenance company in Shelburne, Massachusetts, went ...
Severe Tree Shortage Means U.S. Forest Service Layoffs
November 20, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A nationwide tree shortage has resulted in severe cutbacks to employees of the US Forest Service. “With fewer trees, we require fewer personnel,” said Charles Conifer, Forest Service Ranger. “I never thought things would ...