McDonald’s Restaurants Plans Lawsuit Against Man Who Named His Son ‘Big Mac’
November 13, 2014
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Carl Powell, 35, is facing a major lawsuit from popular fast food chain McDonald's after naming his first-born son Big Mac Powell. Powell feels that the lawsuit is ridiculous, and that they should be ...
Man Sues Hospital After Doctor Accidentally Performs Sex Change Instead of Liposuction
November 12, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Rick Ryan, an aging porno film star that has appeared in over 500 films, is suing his surgeon and the hospital he recently visited for botching a simple procedure. The actor allegedly had ...
Scientists Warn Massive Glacier Collapse Could Put Many Coastal Cities Under Water
November 12, 2014
REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Scientists at the International Glacier Study Project in Iceland warned today of imminent danger from the possible collapse of the largest ice sheet in history. The press conference reportedly left viewers speechless, many of ...
Ray Charles’ Former Wife Says Singer’s Blindness Was Just An ‘Elaborate Hoax’
November 12, 2014
ATLANTA, Georgia - In a exclusive interview, Cindy Charles - 2nd wife of singer Ray Charles - came clean about what she says is Ray’s 'biggest secret.' Cindy, who is the mother of 2 of Ray Charles' 12 children, says ...
Computer Glitch Accidentally Places Six Million People on Sex Offender List
November 12, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a press briefing today, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest had the embarrassing job of explaining to the public how a computer glitch will negatively affect 6 million people. ”It has come to our ...
Obama To Offer Full Citizenship To Illegal Aliens Who Register As Democrats
November 11, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today signed an executive order granting citizenship to all illegal aliens if they agree to register as democrat voters. The order was expected by many in congress, although dictating voter party ...
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ TV Series Picked up by SPIKE TV
November 11, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Recently cancelled by TLC, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been picked up by SPIKE TV, and will have new episodes airing in January. TLC cancelled the show when “Mama June” broke things off ...
Wendy’s Restaurants Admits Burgers Are Made With Horse Meat
November 10, 2014
TROY, New York - “Where’s the Beef?!” was a popular phrase in the 80s, based on the 1984 TV commercial for Wendy's restaurants featuring little old ladies sampling other restaurant's menu items. Apparently the answer to ...