Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Bans Smoking On City Streets
October 31, 2014
NEW YORK, New York - At a press conference earlier today, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that he would be banning smoking in public areas, including city streets. ”Let me read you the definition of litter," ...
Scientific Study Proves O.J. Simpson Is Greatest Athlete of All Time
October 30, 2014
DELUTH, Minnesota - A scientific study conducted at Martinvale University has been released today naming O.J Simpson the greatest athlete of all time. Martinvale representative Daniel Carson sat down with a correspondent from CNN this afternoon ...
Confused Teen Burns Down House After Trying ‘Smoky Eye’ Makeup Effect
October 30, 2014
BATAVIA, Illinois – A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. 13-year-old Bobbie Vicha finally reached that magical age – the age when her mother told her she could start wearing makeup. The eve of Bobbie's 13th birthday ...
New Federal Law Makes It Illegal To Wear Racist, ‘Insensitive’ Halloween Costumes
October 30, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It has just been announced that a new law will be enforced this Halloween outlawing any Halloween costume that could be viewed as racist or 'insensitive.' The law is being passed down ...
Trojan Creates New ‘Juniors’ Condom Line For Pre-Teen Market
October 29, 2014
PRINCETON, New Jersey - Trojan Condoms announced a new, smaller sized condom yesterday, one they say they are specifically marketing to sexually active pre-teens. The company says they are trying to acknowledge the fact that kids are ...
TV Meteorologist Murdered After Reporting Weather Incorrectly
October 29, 2014
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - A weather man who worked for the WAVY-TV station in Huntsville, Alabama, was found dead in his home this past Tuesday afternoon. Craig Poland, 47, worked for the local Virginia news station for ...
Quack Doctor Arrested in ‘Urine Therapy’ Scam
October 28, 2014
NEW YORK, New York – In 1988, Dr. Peter Hobart rented a commercial space on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, and transformed it into a drug testing facility. "His place was always packed," said local deli ...
Man Dies Attempting to Stab Straw Into Capri Sun Juice Pouch
October 28, 2014
LAREDO, Texas - Strange news out of Laredo, Texas this morning after the body of 26-year-old Cole York was discovered by neighbors in his apartment building late Monday evening. Police reports say that Cole was killed when he attempted to open a Capri Sun ...