Discount Juice Brand Found To Have Used Wood Pulp In Orange Juice
October 16, 2014
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida – The Douglass family fortune was built on Papa D’s Orange Juice. Patriarch Oliver Douglass bought some land in 1938, and set up orange groves as far as the eye could see. ...
Creator Of ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Reveals Series Ending On Instagram
October 16, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Earlier this week, Kurt Sutter, creator and driving force behind the hit television show Sons of Anarchy, posted an image to Instagram showing the final few lines on the last page of ...
Body of Union Leader Jimmy Hoffa Discovered In Nashville
October 16, 2014
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Investigators have officially identified the remains of bones that were discovered buried under the lawn surrounding Nashville’s replica of the Parthenon as that of Jimmy Hoffa, the Teamsters Union president who mysteriously disappeared ...
Police Officer Refused To Defend Himself From Beating By Teenager
October 15, 2014
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - A police officer in Charleston is being commended by his superiors today after he refused to defend himself from a brutal attack by a teenager while on duty two night ago. According to ...
Tampax To Market Pumpkin Spice Tampons
October 15, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Not a company to be left behind when it comes to current fads, Procter & Gamble have announced today that they will begin selling their brand of Tampax tampons in ...
North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Arrested, Deposed
October 15, 2014
PYONGYANG, North Korea - It had been several weeks since North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was last seen in public, during a concert he attended with his wife on September 3rd. Rumors swirled that he had ...
Pres. Obama Orders Millions Of ‘Disposable Coffins’ In Anticipation of Ebola Deaths
October 15, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite claims from the CDC and other health organizations that the American people are safe from being infected with the very-deadly Ebola virus, President Obama has been secretly stock-piling over $65 million ...
Republicans Agree Global Warming a ‘Hoax’
October 15, 2014
WASHINTGON, D.C. - With sea ice in rapid decline, and following the globe’s hottest September on record, GOP members have been sounding off about their views on global warming, and perhaps no one is a ...