AMC Announces ‘Breaking Bad’ To Return For 6th Season; You Won’t Believe This Plot Twist
October 14, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - If you were are fan of the hit AMC TV show Breaking Bad, then I hope you're sitting down for this news. Vince Gilligan, the creator of the much-loved series, has announced that on top ...
‘Russianized’ Bees Trained To Attack Ukraine For Russian Military
October 14, 2014
MOSCOW, Russia – A Russian whistleblower has spilled the beans on another planned invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces, this time aided by a specially trained and bred species of attack bees. The ‘Russianized’ bees were housed ...
REPORT: NFL Players Make Too Much Money; Risk $10k Fines To Wear Sub-Par Headphones
October 13, 2014
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Just last week, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick was fined $10,000 by the NFL for wearing a pair of Beats brand headphones during a press conference after the team's win over the ...
Jenny McCarthy Preaches New ‘Goating’ Fad, Says To Eat Candy While Still In The Wrapper
October 13, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Over the last 7 years, Jenny McCarthy has been able to convince millions of parents to stop vaccinating their children, almost single handedly creating the movement known to the media as anti-vaxxing. ...
Michael Jackson Seen Alive, Hiding In Canada Under Assumed Name
October 13, 2014
ONTARIO, Canada – Soon after the June 2009 death of the ‘King of Pop’ Michael Jackson, a number of worldwide conspiracy theories and death hoax scenarios emerged, generated by fans who either refuse to deal in reality, ...
Wall, Ceiling Tiles Can Be ‘Scanned’ To Hear Past Conversations
October 12, 2014
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts – Thanks to revolutionary 4D technology developed by Prof. Marlene Cavanaugh at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, there are no longer any secrets. Cavanaugh, Professor of Optical Sciences at MIT, uses a combination of electron ...
Las Vegas Casino Owners, Gaming Commission Seek To Legalize Dog Fighting
October 12, 2014
LAS VEGAS, Nevada – The steady decline in revenue affecting many casinos across the country has forced many gaming houses to seek other sources of income. As a result, the gambling industry has been quietly seeking ...
Austrian Scientists ‘Months Away’ From Cloning First Dinosaur
October 12, 2014
GRAZ, Austria – Fresh on the heels of her discovery of a new species of flying spider, Professor Althea Thoone stunned the scientific community once again with her announcement that scientists in Austria, working in conjunction ...