Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
MLB Rule Changes Allows Players To Hold Bat While Running Bases
October 02, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - During a press conference this morning, commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig announced another major change to the rules of play in professional baseball. This new announcement comes only ...
Hemorrhoid Cream Manufacturer Courts A-Rod For New Commercial Spot
October 02, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Pfizer, the company behind the drug Preparation H, the #1 asshole-soothing medication in the world, has announced plans today to pursue New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez for a line ...
‘Political Vigilante’ Removes Campaign Signs From Public Areas
October 02, 2014
DULUTH, Minnesota - Across the entire country, political and campaign signs begin being stuck into grounds in late September and early October, gearing up for a very-public election season. Homeowners who want to show support for ...
WWE Wrestler John Cena To Make Debut In UFC This Month
October 02, 2014
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - One of the most popular professional wrestlers in the WWE has decided to take a new step in his career. John Cena, both a fan favorite and one of the most hated men in ...
Illinois Passes Law Banning Both Plastic and Paper Bags
October 01, 2014
CHICAGO, Illinois - Quickly following California governor Jerry Brown's ban on plastic bags in his state, Illinois lawmakers announced that they would not be 'out done', and quickly passed a law banning both plastic and paper bags from grocery ...
2014 To Be Record Year for ‘People Peeping’ During New England Winter
September 30, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - As fall temperatures plummet, millions of visitors from the New England countryside will make the annual pilgrimage to Boston for people peeping season. The event is a favorite regional activity for many, and ...
Snuggie Inventor Dies After Being Suffocated By Product That Made Him Millions
September 29, 2014
SAN FRANSISCO, California - The creator of the Snuggie, the most well-known 'blanket with sleeves' on the market today, was found dead Monday afternoon from presumed suffocation in his sleep. Scott Boilens' body was discovered by a member ...
Gov’t Provides $600M Grant To Scientists Researching Natural Gas
September 28, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It was just another normal day in government spending this morning, when House members voted to pus through a $600 million dollar grant to help scientists research properties of natural gas. Dr. Issac ...