Man Arrested for Tattooing 1-Year-Old Baby
September 28, 2014
AUTUMNVILLE, California - A tattoo artist is behind bars this afternoon after allegedly tattooing a one year old baby at his shop in Autumnville. The artist, Charles Dennett, 24, who goes by the nickname 'Red,' has been ...
Tea Party Movement Dissolved, Party Officially Suspends All Activities
September 28, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what can only be described as unprecedented and earth-shattering political news, Tea Party Leaders have announced the official dissolution of the Tea Party Movement, and the end to Tea Party-approved candidates and ...
Hillary Clinton Caught In Love Affair With Female White House Staff Member
September 27, 2014
Washington D.C. - The Clinton name is back in the news this week, but for once it isn't former President Bill Clinton who is under the spotlight - this time it's his wife, Former Secretary of State ...
Chubby Checker Breaks Hip Performing ‘Twist’ Dance He Made Famous
September 26, 2014
ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey – “Come on baby, let’s do the twist!” was a song lyric blazing out of millions of radios after singer Chubby Checker introduced the song in 1960. When Checker, born Ernest Evans, ...
Obama Admits To Forging Birth Certificate; President Not Natural-Born U.S. Citizen
September 26, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It looks as though many Republicans and 'birthers' were right all along. In a press conference this morning from the White House, President Obama admitted that he had forged his birth certificate, ...
Looney Toons ‘Superfan’ Injured by Anvil
September 26, 2014
WILLIAMSBURG, Virginia - Anyone who’s seen a Road Runner cartoon knows the anvil gag - a heavy iron block used by blacksmiths somehow makes its way into nearly every cartoon, usually winding up in the hands ...
Warner Bros. Interactive To Release Mortal Kombat Vs. MLB Video Game
September 25, 2014
BURBANK, California - The action fighting series Mortal Kombat has grown to become one of the biggest video game series ever since it was released to arcades for the first time 22 years ago, but the ...
High School Gym Teacher Suspended For Forcing Girls To Play ‘Shirts vs. Skins’ Games
September 25, 2014
LEE, Massachusetts - School officials at Hardin High School in Lee, Massachusetts are trying to handle a whirlwind of a media storm, after word got out this past week of their school’s gym teacher forcing the ...