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‘Sexy Felon’ Jeremy Meeks Sparks Fresh Life Into Fashion Industry

July 11, 2014

STOCKTON, California -  The man the internet refers to as the 'sexy felon' and the 'hot mugshot guy', alleged arms dealer Jeremy Meeks spoke with our sources yesterday, and revealed his plans to further his new- found ...


Kanye West’s DNA Used To Clone and Breed Guinea Pigs

July 11, 2014

LOS ANGELES, California -  The proposed business merger between Kayne West and biotechnology company PPL Therapeutics came to a grinding halt Tuesday, when the first of a brood of cloned guinea pigs were found to have ...


TSA Bans Eyeglasses, Contacts From Airplanes

July 10, 2014

ARLINGTON, Virginia -  In an ongoing effort to ensure the vitality of an American people's trust in the air travel industry, the TSA has released an amended list of unacceptable items to carry on flights. In addition ...


Teen Hospitalized After ‘iPhone vs. Android’ Argument Leads To Physical Altercation

July 10, 2014

RENO, Nevada -   One teen is hospitalized and listed as being in critical condition, and another faces criminal charges in an assault case police are saying was caused by the "stupidest argument" they've ever seen. Christopher Ramos, 17, ...

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Body Of Osama Bin Laden Found By Deep Sea Fisherman

July 10, 2014

LAHORE, Pakistan -  The body of terrorist Osama Bin Laden was found by a deep sea fisherman off the coast of Pakistan yesterday. The fisherman, whose name was not released due to fears of threats against ...


A Simple Solution To End Ludicrous Violence

July 10, 2014

It comes as no surprise to anyone that our world is terribly rife with violent crime. Homicides, genocides, mass murders, and the whole bunch that continually darkens the people. For years now, the government and eager ...


Kentucky Town Funds Private School With After-Hours Pole Dancing Classes

July 10, 2014

BARBOURVILLE, Kentucky - Barbourville, KY is in one of the most financially strapped school districts in America. With most families having a median income well below the national poverty line, public schools in this district suffer greatly ...


George Zimmerman Announces Candidacy for Florida Governorship

July 09, 2014

TALLAHASSEE, Florida -  The 2014 race for Florida’s governorship was already predicted by political analysts to be one of the closest and most exciting of this year’s midterms. Incumbent Republican Rick Scott is one of the least ...

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