Jay-Z Collaborates With Avenged Sevenfold Guitarist, Ex-Slipknot Drummer On New Metal Project
July 14, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - He has sold over 75 million records, won 17 Grammy Awards, he is a certified agent in Major League Baseball and the National Football League, operates Roc Nation Music Group, ...
New ‘Bee Tax’ on Cell Phones May Drive Landline Comeback
July 14, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Recent technological reports have heralded the end of an era. There are no more payphones or dial tones, and slowly but surely, elderly landline subscribers have died off or finally learned to text. ...
Local Teenager Grows Poor Excuse For A Mustache, Thinks He’s Ron Swanson
July 14, 2014
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana – Local 16-year-old Trevor McKenzie has recently realized he can grow the slightest bit of facial hair on his upper lip, and so he has not shaved in two months. Despite looking utterly ...
Maine Enacts Law Forcing All Motorists To Wear Helmets Regardless Of Vehicle
July 13, 2014
AUGUSTA, Maine - A new law passed by the Maine State Legislature yesterday will require all motorists to wear a helmet while driving, regardless of the vehicle. Maine is the first state in the country to ...
New Law Will Make Practicing The Mormon Religion Illegal
July 13, 2014
PROVO, Utah - Religion has always been a touchy subject any way one chooses to look at it, causing wars, hatred, and feuds that may or may not have happened if it wasn't for the beliefs held by any ...
Colorado Becomes First State To Legalize Crystal Meth
July 12, 2014
DENVER, Colorado - Colorado has been in the news all year for being the first state to legalize marijuana for recreational use, and it looks as though the state is at it again, but this time with a ...
Woman Sues Pepper Spray Manufacturer After Can Found To Contain Silly String
July 12, 2014
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - A robbery and attack on a local women in Texas is flooding the news this morning, but for reasons other than the actual attack. A 38-year-old woman, Joanne Lewis, was assaulted Wednesday night while ...
Recently Paroled Child Killer: ‘It’s The Children’s Fault For How They Were Dressing’
July 11, 2014
SYDNEY, Australia - Following the recent pedophilia scandal of ex-Australian Children’s TV star Rolf Harris, questions are being asked into how someone so blatantly dispicable managed to evade being caught for so many years. Fearing that ...