Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
L.A. Hipsters Start Pop-Up Food Tent, Serve Old Food From Trash
July 11, 2014
SILVER LAKE, California - All across the nation, it has become more and more evident that a "hipster culture" has reached epic proportions. Young people who want to proclaim their individuality and separate themselves from mainstream society choose to conform to the ever-so-popular hipster ...
‘Sexy Felon’ Jeremy Meeks Sparks Fresh Life Into Fashion Industry
July 11, 2014
STOCKTON, California - The man the internet refers to as the 'sexy felon' and the 'hot mugshot guy', alleged arms dealer Jeremy Meeks spoke with our sources yesterday, and revealed his plans to further his new- found ...
Kanye West’s DNA Used To Clone and Breed Guinea Pigs
July 11, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - The proposed business merger between Kayne West and biotechnology company PPL Therapeutics came to a grinding halt Tuesday, when the first of a brood of cloned guinea pigs were found to have ...
TSA Bans Eyeglasses, Contacts From Airplanes
July 10, 2014
ARLINGTON, Virginia - In an ongoing effort to ensure the vitality of an American people's trust in the air travel industry, the TSA has released an amended list of unacceptable items to carry on flights. In addition ...
Teen Hospitalized After ‘iPhone vs. Android’ Argument Leads To Physical Altercation
July 10, 2014
RENO, Nevada - One teen is hospitalized and listed as being in critical condition, and another faces criminal charges in an assault case police are saying was caused by the "stupidest argument" they've ever seen. Christopher Ramos, 17, ...
Body Of Osama Bin Laden Found By Deep Sea Fisherman
July 10, 2014
LAHORE, Pakistan - The body of terrorist Osama Bin Laden was found by a deep sea fisherman off the coast of Pakistan yesterday. The fisherman, whose name was not released due to fears of threats against ...
A Simple Solution To End Ludicrous Violence
July 10, 2014
It comes as no surprise to anyone that our world is terribly rife with violent crime. Homicides, genocides, mass murders, and the whole bunch that continually darkens the people. For years now, the government and eager ...
Kentucky Town Funds Private School With After-Hours Pole Dancing Classes
July 10, 2014
BARBOURVILLE, Kentucky - Barbourville, KY is in one of the most financially strapped school districts in America. With most families having a median income well below the national poverty line, public schools in this district suffer greatly ...