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President Trump Pardons Himself For Years of Sexual Assaults and Abuse

October 24, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump pardoned himself this morning for what he says are years of "alleged" sexual assault accusations, as well as rumblings of abuse. Despite the President not being formally charged with any crimes, ...

Entertainment
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Harvey Weinstein Put Into Witness Protection After Reportedly Ratting on Sex Offenders, Pedophiles to FBI

October 22, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  Former Hollywood producer and mogul Harvey Weinstein was recently fired from his position as CEO of The Weinstein Company after several woman accused of him of sexual assault, with more coming forward, ...

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Haunted House in Maine Shut Down After Bodies Inside Discovered To Be REAL

October 19, 2017

WATERVILLE, Maine -  A haunted house in a small Maine town was shut down by police this past weekend after it was discovered that the proprietors were using real dead bodies as part of their displays. Maureen ...

Entertainment
hollywood

Major Hollywood Actress Comes Forward With Shocking Revelation: ‘I’ve Never Been Raped’

October 16, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  A Hollywood actress recently gave an interview with People Magazine, and made a startling revelation about her time in Tinsel Town. "I've never been raped, not even a little bit," said the actress, who for ...

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Hugh Hefner’s Penis To Be Gold Plated, Placed on Display at Smithsonian Museum

September 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Rick Morris, head curator for the Smithsonian Museum, announced that their latest acquisition was from recently departed magazine magnate, Hugh Hefner - but this item is not a standard piece from his mansion ...

Science/Tech
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Extensive 10-Year Study Shows That People Who Own Cats are Cat Owners

September 30, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  An extensive study performed by a research team at Boston's prestigious Harvard University have concluded that people who are in possession of a cat are, in fact, cat owners. "For years, people have been ...

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Michigan Welfare Changes Start in January – No More Soda, Chips, Candy, or Junk Food

September 30, 2017

DETROIT, Michigan -  As of January 1st, major changes to the Michigan State Welfare Program will take effect, and the largest difference will be what people are allowed to buy with their food stamps. According to changes ...

Weird News
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Man Dressed as Clown Arrested After He Was Found Eating a Live Cat

September 30, 2017

GREENSBURG, Iowa -  At around 2:30 a.m. on September 30th, Greensburg police received a phone call from a worried resident saying that she heard very concerning sounds coming from an alleyway near her house. Officers who arrived ...

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