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Michelle Obama Reveals SHOCKING Secret: ‘I Was Born a Man!’

July 23, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Michelle Obama has just revealed a shocking secret - one that the far-right has been hounding her about for years, but in fact, turns out to be true. Michelle Obama is transgender, and ...

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Ex-Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Says He Has Been Raped ‘Over 600 Times’ So Far in Prison

July 22, 2017

ATLANTA, Georgia -  Jared Fogle, the disgraced former pitchman for Subway, who is serving a 15-year sentence for molesting teenagers, says that he has been raped 'over 600 times' while in federal prison. "Oh man, it's really ...

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Sean Spicer Celebrates Quitting Job By Throwing Massive Party – Over 30 People Arrested, $3 Million In Damages

July 22, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Sean Spicer celebrated being out from under Donald Trump's stupid thumb by throwing a massive rager of a party at a rented home in Washington, D.C., where he invited nearly the entire city. "Oh ...

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juice

OJ Simpson’s Parole Was Just PULLED After Prison Guards Find This DISTURBING Item In His Cell

July 20, 2017

LOVELOCK, Nevada -  O.J. Simpson was granted parole this morning in a unanimous vote at Lovelock Prison in Nevada, but in an emergency session, Simpson's parole was just pulled after police reportedly found a hit list ...

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mccain

President Trump Was Caught Making DISTURBING Comments About Senator John McCain’s Illness

July 20, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump was caught in an off-mic moment after a speech yesterday being asked about Senator McCain, and how he was doing. "I don't know, I haven't heard how he was doing," said Trump. ...

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Hillary Clinton Undergoes Sex Change Operation So She Has a ‘Better Chance’ At Winning 2020 Election

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Hillary Clinton has reportedly began taking hormone injections in preparation for a sex change operation she will have this fall. The change is being performed because Hillary believes that her chances are "exponentially ...

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fake news

BREAKING: President Trump Secretly Bought Hundreds of Satire and Fake News Websites, Paid Owners MILLIONS To Help Him Get Elected

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  In some shocking news released this morning, it has been revealed that President Trump secretly bought out over 300 different fake news websites, including The News Examiner, National Report, and The Onion in hopes of controlling writers ...

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Ted Cruz Arrested In Massive Sex Ring Scandal – He’s Secretly Been PIMPING!

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Ted Cruz was arrested Thursday morning at his home in Washington after what police are calling a "massive" investigation that has spanned nearly a year. According to reports, the FBI and local law enforcement ...

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