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President Trump Just Raised The Age Limit For Cigarettes and Tobacco to 25

October 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US government has announced that they are raising the age of consumption for cigarettes and tobacco products to 25 years old, due to the increasing health dangers of tobacco.  The cost of ...


8-Month-Old Baby Gets Pregnant After Getting Routine Vaccine

October 25, 2017

MONMOUTH, Maryland An 8-month-old baby was recently discovered to be pregnant, after being hospitalized only a few hours after receiving a routine MMR vaccine. The baby, whose name is being withheld for privacy reasons, was slightly behind ...


President Trump Pardons Himself For Years of Sexual Assaults and Abuse

October 24, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump pardoned himself this morning for what he says are years of "alleged" sexual assault accusations, as well as rumblings of abuse. Despite the President not being formally charged with any crimes, ...


Harvey Weinstein Put Into Witness Protection After Reportedly Ratting on Sex Offenders, Pedophiles to FBI

October 22, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  Former Hollywood producer and mogul Harvey Weinstein was recently fired from his position as CEO of The Weinstein Company after several woman accused of him of sexual assault, with more coming forward, ...

Weird News

Haunted House in Maine Shut Down After Bodies Inside Discovered To Be REAL

October 19, 2017

WATERVILLE, Maine -  A haunted house in a small Maine town was shut down by police this past weekend after it was discovered that the proprietors were using real dead bodies as part of their displays. Maureen ...


Major Hollywood Actress Comes Forward With Shocking Revelation: ‘I’ve Never Been Raped’

October 16, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  A Hollywood actress recently gave an interview with People Magazine, and made a startling revelation about her time in Tinsel Town. "I've never been raped, not even a little bit," said the actress, who for ...


Hugh Hefner’s Penis To Be Gold Plated, Placed on Display at Smithsonian Museum

September 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Rick Morris, head curator for the Smithsonian Museum, announced that their latest acquisition was from recently departed magazine magnate, Hugh Hefner - but this item is not a standard piece from his mansion ...


Extensive 10-Year Study Shows That People Who Own Cats are Cat Owners

September 30, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  An extensive study performed by a research team at Boston's prestigious Harvard University have concluded that people who are in possession of a cat are, in fact, cat owners. "For years, people have been ...

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