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12-Year-Old Girl Who Didn’t Get Pony For Christmas Murders Parents While Wearing Horse Mask

December 31, 2016

CARLTON, California -  A 12-year-old girl who asked her parents to get her a pony for Christmas has been arrested for murder, after it was discovered that she stabbed and cut up her parents for not ...

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Russia Is Probably Hacking Your Computer Right Now – What You Can Do To Stop Them!

December 31, 2016

UNITED STATES -  After it was confirmed that Russia easily hacked computers in the United States to rig the 2016 elections, the FBI is warning that it's "very likely" that Russian hackers and spies are probably ...

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Obama Orders Life-Sized Bronze Statute of Himself To Be Permanently Installed in White House

December 31, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Obama has ordered a $200,000, life-sized, bronze statue of himself, with plans to install it in the entryway of the White House. The president says that his legacy "should not be diminished," ...

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Uber Driver Refuses To Pick Up Woman In Labor, Didn’t Want To Help Deliver Baby

December 31, 2016

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana -  An Uber driver in Indianapolis is being sued by a couple who had to deliver their baby on the street after they say the driver would not let them into his car. "We ordered ...

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Melania Trump Talks About Cause She Plans To Take On During Donald’s Presidency

December 31, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Move over Michelle Obama with your useless childhood obesity campaign - Melania Trump, future first lady, has announced her "mighty cause" that she plans to take on during Donald's time as president. "I know ...

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Confirmed: 2017 Is The Year Jesus Returns To Earth

December 31, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -  After centuries of speculation, Empire News can confirm that 2017 will be the year that Jesus finally returns to Earth. Many of his followers have been waiting a lifetime for this event, and it seems it ...

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You Won’t BELIEVE What These ‘Hatchimals’ Toys Are Saying To Kids!

December 31, 2016

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  A mother in Boston who bought each of her 7 children the year's hottest toy, a Hatchimal, says the creatures had been mostly speaking gibberish when first opened on Christmas morning, but over ...

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‘The Simpsons’ Creator Says Next Season Will Be Last

December 31, 2016

LOS ANGELES, California - Matt Groenig, creator of The Simpsons, says that next year will finally be the last season for the cartoon - the longest running show in prime time. "Frankly, we're all pretty bored with it. The ...

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