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‘Big Fat Fabulous Life’ TV Star Has Weight Loss Journey Sabotaged By TLC

December 31, 2016

HOLLYWOOD, California - One of the stars of the TLC TV series Big Fat Fabulous Life has come forward, saying that the cable channel completely sabotaged her weight loss goals by constantly providing her with food. "I told producers ...

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Congress To Enact Laws Forcing Everyone To Carry Life Insurance

December 31, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The government has already been forcing American citizens to carry a form of health insurance, despite rising costs and crippling debt that we're all faced with. Now, Congress plans to enact a new ...

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Carrie Fisher’s Ghost Reportedly Spotted On Hollywood Boulevard

December 31, 2016

LOS ANGELES, California -  Star Wars fans have been hanging around Hollywood Boulevard for the last two days, after a man says he saw Carrie Fisher's ghost hanging around downtown. "It was the craziest thing I've ever ...

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Teen Who Was a Loser in High School Now Pretentious College Student

December 30, 2016

BOISE, Idaho -  Michael Lester was a total loser in high school. He had no friends, and no girls would speak to him. After graduation last June, he wasn't invited to any parties. But thankfully for Lester, ...

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Pandas Will Go Extinct Within The Next Few Months, Study Finds

December 30, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Researchers at the Washington, D.C. House of Agriculture and Animal Affairs say that they expect Pandas will become extinct within the next few months, probably by June of 2017. "We actually had no idea ...

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Comcast Announces Massive Price Hike For Cable, Customers Aren’t Surprised

December 30, 2016

DALLAS, Texas -  Comcast, one of the nation's largest cable companies, says that their annual price increase will take effect on January 1st, and customers can expect to see rates jump by nearly 400%. Mark Lemon, who ...

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Walmart Says That 50% of Items Bought as Christmas Gifts Were Returned

December 30, 2016

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas -  Walmart recently released information stating that for every gift purchase that was made through the holiday season, over 50% of the items were brought back to the store. "People try really, really hard to ...

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Clinton Campaign Staffer Says Hillary Tried To ‘Sell Her Soul’ To Win, Turns Out She Doesn’t Have Soul

December 30, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  A former Clinton campaign staffer has come forward, claiming that Hillary Clinton literally tried to make a deal with the devil during the campaign, but it failed miserably. "She had me on the phone ...

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