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Hillary Clinton Undergoes Sex Change Operation So She Has a ‘Better Chance’ At Winning 2020 Election

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Hillary Clinton has reportedly began taking hormone injections in preparation for a sex change operation she will have this fall. The change is being performed because Hillary believes that her chances are "exponentially ...

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BREAKING: President Trump Secretly Bought Hundreds of Satire and Fake News Websites, Paid Owners MILLIONS To Help Him Get Elected

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  In some shocking news released this morning, it has been revealed that President Trump secretly bought out over 300 different fake news websites, including The News Examiner, National Report, and The Onion in hopes of controlling writers ...

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Ted Cruz Arrested In Massive Sex Ring Scandal – He’s Secretly Been PIMPING!

June 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Ted Cruz was arrested Thursday morning at his home in Washington after what police are calling a "massive" investigation that has spanned nearly a year. According to reports, the FBI and local law enforcement ...

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Facebook Announces Purchase of Trader Joe’s

June 28, 2017

COSTA MESA, California -  Not to be outdone by Amazon, who recently purchase Whole Foods, Facebook announced today their purchase of Trader Joe's, the "hippie lite" version of Whole Foods. "Amazon may have Whole Foods, but we'll ...

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Snapchat Is Secretly Storing Every Picture That’s Taken – And Then Selling Them On The Black Market!

June 28, 2017

VENICE, California - A hacker who goes by the name of Mr. Kitty has reportedly stumbled across code in the Snapchat app that proves that the company is storing every single picture that is taken on ...

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Trump Reportedly Changed Every Toilet In The White House Because He Didn’t Want To Use The Same Ones As Obama

June 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  An anonymous staffer from within the White House has confirmed that President Trump has had every toilet in the building replaced since moving in, in an effort to not have to "shit in ...

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Police Officer Who Killed Philando Castile Shot By Even Whiter Cop During Routine Traffic Stop

June 27, 2017

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -  Jeronimo Yanez, the police officer who was found not guilty of murder in the shooting death of an African-American motorist, Philando Castille, was shot this morning in a eerily similar manner. According to police in Huntsville, Alabama, ...

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Trump Awards Most Prestigious Education Award, The President’s Academic Medal, To Son Barron

June 27, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an act of unprecedented nepotism, President Trump gave his son Barron the most prestigious award available to a child enrolled in public school, The President's Academic Medal. The award, which is given out ...

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