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Scientist Officially Proves That Global Warming is a Hoax

December 30, 2016

CONCORD, New Hampshire -  Chester Miller, who has been studying the effects of global warming for nearly 20 years, says that he has finally found conclusive proof that the phenomenon is completely and totally bogus. "I have ...

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Doctor Says That ‘Fat Is The New Skinny’

December 30, 2016

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  For as long as anyone can remember, doctors have said that being skinny was the only way one could be "truly" healthy. According to one doctor out of Boston, though, that's just not ...

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Study: 6 out of 10 Trump Supporters Are Completely Illiterate

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Real News Right Now: An independent study conducted by the bipartisan policy group Alliance for Community Organizations seeking Reform Now has determined that just over fifty-nine percent of voters who support Republican presidential ...

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National Anthem To Be Outlawed At Sporting Events, Public Gatherings

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Early this morning, President Obama made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency with the signing of Executive Order 14302, which makes it illegal to ...

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Obama Signs Executive Order Forcing Recount And Investigation Into ‘Rigged’ Election

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Following the results of Tuesday night’s election, President Obama has signed Executive Order 13805, which orders a full recount of all votes cast in the election and calls for a special election to ...

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New Strain Of Weed In Colorado Has Teens ‘Turning Gay’, Doctors Baffled

November 27, 2016

As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: “We’ve never seen anything like this before,” said Dr. Hans Vermhat of the Barrow Neurological Institute. “The drug addicts in Colorado are injecting a new strain of marijuana that changes the chemical makeup in the brain’s ...

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Trump Voter Shoots Liberal Nephew Over Argument At Thanksgiving Dinner

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Satrina Tribune: A Thanksgiving Day dinner turned deadly after a political argument ended with a 23-year-old graduate student being shot in the chest by his 62-year-old uncle. Local police were called to the scene ...

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Trump Claims Victory After Castro’s Death: ‘I Did It!’

November 27, 2016

As Reported By Satira Tribune: “Nobody could kill that guy but I did,” said Trump. “It was the easiest thing ever.” With over 600 assassinations attempts on the Communist Cuban leader life over the past 60 years, ...

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