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Woman In Uganda Confirmed To Be Over 200-Years Old

March 16, 2017

UGANDA -  A woman living in a village in Uganda has been confirmed to be over 200-years-old by genealogists, researchers, and archivists who have looked into the woman's lineage. The woman, who does not remember her own ...


Donald Trump Wants to ‘Co-President’ With Obama To Help Better Learn Job

March 08, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has said that he would like to hire Barack Obama to come back and work in the White House, and be his "co-President," which he says is different from the Vice ...


CNN Loses FCC License After Trump Declares Them ‘Fake News’

March 06, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump has rung the death toll for the Cable News Network. According to recently filed documents, the once mega-giant news channel will be losing their FCC licenses, forcing them to stop ...


Lost City of Atlantis Uncovered In Mediterranean Sea

February 28, 2017

BAZOS, Croatia -  A team of explorers who have been searching for the lost city of Atlantis for the better part of 30 years have reportedly discovered the ruins of the Mecca, located approximately 30 miles ...


VP Mike Pence Reportedly Addicted To ‘Penis Enlargement’ Pills

February 28, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  According to an unnamed ex-girlfriend, Vice President Mike Pence has been addicted to "penis enlargement" pills for the better part of 30 years. "He started taking them when we were together," said the unnamed ...


Girls Scouts Approved To Begin Selling Marijuana Cookies In Multiple States

February 27, 2017

DENVER, Colorado -  The Girls Scouts of America have officially been given the 'green light' to begin selling marijuana edible cookies in states where the drug has been legalized. Starting in April of 2017, Girl Scout ...


Trump Administration Plans To Legalize ‘Most Drugs’ Including Heroin To Help Stop Addiction

February 26, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  In a new statement from the White House, President Trump has said that he plans to work with states to help tackle harsh drug addiction by doing what he did to quit smoking ...

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Parents Arrested After It Was Found They Had Been Tattooing Their Infant

February 26, 2017

BANGOR, Maine -  A couple has been arrested after it was reported to CPS that they were using their infant son as a "canvas" to practice their tattooing. Kyle Bruce, 28, and his girlfriend, Felicia Rogers, 22, ...

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