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Melania Trump Reveals STARTLING Weight-Loss Secret

June 26, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Melania Trump has been in the public eye for years - before she was the First Lady, she was a fashion model, and for that, it means always keeping her figure perfect. To ...


Mike Pence’s Secret GAY Romance REVEALED By Scorned Lover!

June 23, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Mike Pence, a staunch Christian, Conservative, and Republican (in that order), is one of the few people left in this world to a throwback era before homosexuality was, for the most ...


BREAKING: Trump Tweets About ‘Getting Away With Everything’, Brags He’ll Never Get Impeached

June 23, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump reportedly made an "accidental" tweet that many are assuming was meant to be a text message in the early hours Friday morning, and everyone - Democrats and Republicans alike - are ...


3-Month-Old Baby Arrested For Breaking Priceless Artifact at History Museum

June 21, 2017

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  A 3-month-old baby has been taken into custody in Boston after he broke a priceless vase at the Natural History Museum on Tuesday. Police say the baby, who has in a stroller being pushed ...


BREAKING: OJ Simpson Reportedly Killed In Prison

June 21, 2017

LOVELOCK PRISON, Nevada -  Representatives for Lovelock Correctional Facility in Nevada have responded to questions about OJ Simpson, who has been incarcerated in their facility since 2008, after news was leaked that Simpson killed during a ...


ISIS Claims Responsibility For Playground Fight at NYC Elementary School

June 05, 2017

NEW YORK CITY, New York -  A vicious schoolyard fight took place after school on Friday afternoon, and terrorist group ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attacks. Nicky DeCarlo, 7, was reportedly attacked by a "big bully," ...


Anonymous CIA Operative Reveals TRUE Meaning of Trump’s ‘Covfefe’ Tweet – And It’s HUGE!

May 31, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  An anonymous, undercover CIA operative has come forward with leaked information about Trump's late-night "covfefe" tweet, stating that is has a much darker meaning than anyone thought. "It has been speculated that it was ...


Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson FINALLY Announces Official Bid For President in 2020

May 31, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  Taking a break from promoting his latest movie, Baywatch, former WWE wrestler and the world's highest paid movie star, Dwayne Johnson, announced that he has come to a decision about running for President of ...

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