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Trump Plans To Demolish The Statue of Liberty, Says We No Longer Accept ‘Tired or Poor’

August 31, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump announced late last night that congress voted 322 to 105 in favor of dismantling the statue of liberty, due to its “misleading statements” engraved on the pedestal. The statue reads: “Give me your tired, your poor, ...

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World Health Organization Admits Over 50,000 People Accidentally Injected with Ebola Virus Instead of Flu Vaccine

August 31, 2017

ATLANTA, Georgia -  Over 50,000 people throughout the United States are on high alert this week after flu vaccines were contaminated with the Ebola virus and accidentally sent out to clinics throughout the country. Recipients had lined up for ...

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MASSIVE Milk Recall In Place After Iodine Found in Country’s Biggest Supplier

August 29, 2017

TOPEKA, Kansas -  A devastating report coming out of the Midwest United States this morning announces a recall of over 2.5 million gallons of milk that tested positive for iodine. The tainted milk has left at ...

Politics

White House Doctor Report Trump Has Lost Nearly 50% of Vision in Right Eye After Staring at Eclipse

August 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  In a move that nearly everyone called "totally retarded," President Trump stood out on the White House balcony during the solar eclipse, and stared directly into the sun. White House physician, Dr. Mark ...

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If You Thought This Eclipse Was a Big Deal, Wait Until You See This ‘Moon Duplication’

August 29, 2017

WORLDWIDE -  The Internet has been buzzing over the last couple of weeks as stargazers prepare to witness the most miraculous event seen in this generation. On September 5, 2017 the moon will appear to duplicate 37 ...

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Prehistoric Fish Are Showing Up in Flooded Homes in Texas

August 29, 2017

FORT WORTH, Texas -  Epic tropical storm-turned hurricane Harvey has uprooted a number of people throughout Texas, as the state gets hit with nearly 7 feet of rain, and winds reaching upwards of 100 mph. In the ...

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Chinese Fidget Spinner Bursts Into Flames, Kills Toddler In Her Sleep

August 29, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California - The parents of a 3 year old girl woke up to tragedy Monday morning as their child was found dead in her bed. The cause of death, reported by the Los Angeles ...

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Man Dies After Holding in Farts While Visiting With Girlfriend’s Parents

August 28, 2017

MIAMI, Florida -  Juan Carlos Rodriguez, 27, went to dinner at his girlfriend Maria's home on Tuesday. Unfortunately, the food was not was he was used to eating, and shortly after his meal, he began feeling the ...

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