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Betsy DeVos: ‘Dropping Out of School Is Best Choice For Many Kids’

March 18, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, who was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee the country's education, said today that she feels that a good choice for many children will be to drop out ...

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President Trump Outlaws ‘Fake News,’ CNN Staff Arrested

March 18, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump signed executive order HS-666 on Friday, completely outlawing fake news. A memorandum to the order outlined specifically outlets that were deemed to be liars, and people who worked for those media ...

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Obama Plans To Run For President Again in 2020 After Lawyers Dig Up Legal Loophole

March 18, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Former president Barack Obama has announced that he will be seeking to the White House once more in 2020, after a massive team of lawyers hired by Obama have dug up a legal ...

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6 States Vote To Make Masturbation Illegal In Ted Cruz-Backed Law; Is Your State One Of Them?

March 17, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  You probably missed it on your ballot last November, but a bill to make masturbation illegal was listed on the voter cards for all 50 states, mixed in with other major bills including ...

Health/Fitness

Woman In Uganda Confirmed To Be Over 200-Years Old

March 16, 2017

UGANDA -  A woman living in a village in Uganda has been confirmed to be over 200-years-old by genealogists, researchers, and archivists who have looked into the woman's lineage. The woman, who does not remember her own ...

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Donald Trump Wants to ‘Co-President’ With Obama To Help Better Learn Job

March 08, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has said that he would like to hire Barack Obama to come back and work in the White House, and be his "co-President," which he says is different from the Vice ...

Business
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CNN Loses FCC License After Trump Declares Them ‘Fake News’

March 06, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump has rung the death toll for the Cable News Network. According to recently filed documents, the once mega-giant news channel will be losing their FCC licenses, forcing them to stop ...

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Lost City of Atlantis Uncovered In Mediterranean Sea

February 28, 2017

BAZOS, Croatia -  A team of explorers who have been searching for the lost city of Atlantis for the better part of 30 years have reportedly discovered the ruins of the Mecca, located approximately 30 miles ...

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