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President Trump Plans To ‘Bring Back’ Slavery, Owning of People as Property

April 18, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that probably surprises no one, President Trump has signed an executive order that will allow white people to buy, sell, and trade minorities, as well as use them as non-paid ...

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Registered Sex Offender ‘Very Upset’ Children Stopped Playing ‘Pokemon Go’ Mobile Game

April 18, 2017

PHOENIX, Arizona -  Mark Henry, a registered sex offender who has been convicted more than a dozen times for crimes against teens and children, says he is "very upset" that no one plays Pokemon Go anymore. "I ...

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United Airlines To Give Free Flights To Anyone Upset By Their ‘Violent’ Removal of Doctor From Plane

April 18, 2017

ATLANTA, Georgia -  United Airlines has agreed to give unlimited free flights to anyone who says they were upset by their treatment of the doctor who was violently thrown around by police after refusing to de-board ...

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Cadbury Accused of ‘Crapping All Over’ Easter

April 16, 2017

LONDON, England - Easter marks the beginning of spring where chickens lay eggs and millions consume Cadbury eggs. The company-sponsored eater egg hunt is one of the biggest int he world, and many religious groups gathered ...

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President Trump To Move White House to Las Vegas

March 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Donald Trump has made plans to officially move the White House from Washington, D.C. to Las Vegas, where he owns property and says that the taxes are "much more manageable." "Moving the White House ...

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Country Star Loretta Lynn Says She’s Sick of Getting Hate Mail For Loretta Lynch

March 30, 2017

NASHVILLE, Tennessee -  Country legend Loretta Lynch, best known for her his song The Coal Miner's Daughter, says she is "sick to death" of getting hate mail, emails, and tweets aimed at former Attorney General Loretta ...

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VP Mike Pence Accidentally Electrocutes Himself, Claims He’s Now Gay

March 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Vice President Mike Pence reportedly electrocuted himself accidentally after touching a light switch after getting out of the shower, while still wet. Ironically, the VP now claims that he is homosexual, and has ...

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Police Discover Meth Lab In Back Room of Alabama Walmart

March 30, 2017

DECATUR, Alabama -  Police were recently tipped off to a reported meth lab that was being run by Walmart employees in what they are calling one of the biggest busts in decades. Police Chief Robert Garner said ...

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