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BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Making Murder Legal…With Just One Catch

February 07, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump signed his latest executive order this morning, making murder legal in all 50 states, but there's one catch - it's only legal if the murderer is a white, male and ...


Atlanta Falcons Say Brady, Patriots Cheated Their Way To Super Bowl Victory

February 06, 2017

HOUSTON, Texas -  A representative for the Atlanta Falcons says that the team has made an official complaint with the NFL, stating that the New England Patriots cheated during the second half of the Super Bowl, ...

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Donald Trump Stunned To Learn His Hands Really Are Tiny

February 04, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump was stunned recently when he reportedly went to shake hands with a new White House intern, and realized that his hands were, in fact, very small. "I always thought my hands ...

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Betty White Officially Announces Bid For Presidency in 2020

February 02, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  Betty White has accomplished a lot in her life. She's endured nearly 7 decades in Hollywood. She's been at the forefront of caring for animals. She's survived numerous death hoaxes. But there's ...


Hillary Clinton Takes Game Show Hosting Gig

February 01, 2017

NEW YORK CITY, New York -  The former first lady and almost president, Hillary Clinton, may have disappeared from the spotlight in the weeks after the election, but apparently, the reason isn't anything that people speculated. According ...


BREAKING: Charles Manson Dies in California Hospital

January 29, 2017

STOCKTON, California -  Charles Manson, the notorious cult leader who was arrested and convicted in 1971 of conspiracy to commit murder, has died. According to police reports, the 'serial killer,' who never actually killed anyone and should ...


President Trump Enacts One-Child Law For Minorities

January 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C -  President Trump has just signed Executive Order E1334-L, which will effectively allow for minorities in the United States to have one child per married couple. Trump signed the order in hopes that less ...


Oscars Telecast To Feature Only Black People, Minorities In Audience

January 29, 2017

LOS ANGELES, California -  The Oscars have been under fire for several years for not having many representatives of color appear in any of the awards categories, especially when it comes to acting awards and Best ...

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