President Trump Signs Executive Order H11, Repeals 19th Amendment So Women Can’t Vote

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – 

After what President Trump says was an election that was “too close” for his comfort, he has said that his latest executive order, H11, will repeal the 19th amendment, making it so women can no longer vote.

“The reason that we almost had Hillary Clinton as our President is because of women,” said Trump. “Look, I respect women. I do. No one respects women more than me, but the truth is, women are dumb, and they make dumb decisions. They don’t know who to vote for, obviously, and so it’s time we took away that right.”

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Trump went on to say that he hopes to eventually also remove the vote from African-Americans and ‘dirty Chinamen.’

“The fact of the matter is, this country had its greatest leaders when the only people who could vote were old, white, landowners. Real men who had real decision making skills,” said Trump. “Today, people would rather scroll through their Facebook feed and post pictures of their dinner on Instagram than actually make a conscious effort to learn anything. Especially minorities. They’re the worst.”

The ACLU has, naturally, filed a motion to dismiss the order as “fucking stupid.”

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