PENSACOLA, Florida –
Former President George H.W. Bush was rushed to a Florida hospital after he said he “felt dizzy” on Thursday morning, and doctors say that he may have been suffering from low blood pressure.
“Honestly, he just is getting up there in years, but he’s actually pretty damn healthy considering,” said Dr. Jimmy Clinton. “He came in a little dizzy and lightheaded, but we gave him some IV fluids and a heart pill, and he was laughing and joking, slapping nurses on the ass, having a grand old time.”
Bush has been in and out of the hospital several times in as many months, including a recent scare right after his wife, Barbara, passed away.
“Yes, that was a tough time for us all here,” said Dr. Clinton. “Barbara was an amazing woman, and when George was brought in only days after she died, we thought he might be ready to join her – but instead, he rolled on out of here in only a couple days. Frankly, he is ready to go home this time, too. Yeah, I don’t think he’ll last the weekend here at the hospital. He’ll be home soon.”