Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
AMC Says Next Season of ‘The Walking Dead’ Will Be Show’s Last
December 31, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - AMC, the channel behind the hit show The Walking Dead, says that the next season, which is the second-half of season 6, returning February, will be the last. "Frankly, the show has gotten stale," said ...
Boy Attacks Neighbor with Drone
December 31, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - Neighbors, Pat and Marsha Stuart called him Dennis the Menace. The harassment allegedly started with petty theft and the boy throwing rocks at the house and cat. He was also accused of coming out ...
Police Arrest Bill Cosby Before Public Forgets To Hate Him
December 31, 2015
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - Bill Cosby was finally arrested, just days before the public forgot why they were supposed to hate him, for aggravated sexual assault. According to reports, Cosby admitted to drugging a woman almost a decade ...
‘Steampunk’ Hipster Cuts Off Leg, Replaces It With Fake Copper One
December 31, 2015
CHICAGO, Illinois - A self-proclaimed "Steampunk" fiend and all-around douchey hipster, Mark Andrews, says he cut off his own leg and replaced it with one made of solid brass, copper, and idiotic trinkets and clock wheels. "See, ...
‘Mein Kampf’ Copyright Runs Out January 1st; Slew Of Filmmakers Ready To Tackle Story
December 31, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - The copyright held on Hitler's manifesto, Mein Kampf, runs out on January 1st, 2016, and there are already a dozen filmmakers readying their big screen version of the leader's book. Stephen Spielberg, who is best known for ...
Man Severs Spine Trying To Be Hero; Attempted To Lift Car Off Trapped Child
December 31, 2015
CONCORD, New Hampshire - The Northeast was hit with their first major snowstorm of the winter, and numerous accidents were reported across several states. In New Hampshire, one man is now paralyzed from the waist down ...
Company Announces Plans To Release Sex Toys For Children
December 31, 2015
DES MOINES, Iowa - A new startup has announced plans to release a line of sex toys aimed entirely at children, according to the company's Kickstarter page. The Lil' Sexy Tykes Toy Company says that there is ...
New Year’s Eve Celebration In Times Square Cancelled Over Terrorist Threat
December 31, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - If you were planning on hitting the Big Apple tonight, you may need to make a change of plans. According to the FBI, they've had to force planners to cancel ...