Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
April 30, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced today that he and Mexican President Andres Manual Lopez came to an agreement about the border wall "fiasco," and that Mexico has finally agreed to pay for the Wall, in ...
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A young boy in Florida has being hospitalized after his brand new Apple AirPod earphones allegedly exploded in his ear. Caleb Mitchell, 8, has been hospitalized with 2nd degree burns on his face and ...
Ringling Bros. Shuts Down Circus Event in Florida After Trapeze Artist Accidentally Defecates on Audience
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - The Ringling Brothers circus, which is often full of magic, illusion, laughter, and fun, also features daring acts such as the trapeze artists, a favorite of crowds throughout the world. What was not expected ...
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
April 30, 2019
PALM BEACH, Florida - The U.S. government warn of three cases in Florida of people affected by the so-called “mosquito chirulí,” able to make a woman pregnant with just a single bite. The cases have been ...
Man Arrested After Refusing To Leave Nude Beach After His Genitalia Size Scares Other Guests
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A Florida man was arrested and ejected from a nudist beach because, as they told him, he “had an excessively large penis" and that other guests were terrified when they saw it. According to ...
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
March 31, 2019
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis made a surprise announcement during his weekly Sunday Mass in Vatican City, stunning the world when he said that the church has decided that their priests would be allowed to wed, ...
Man Sues Apple After Trying to Take a Bite Out of His iPhone, Discovering It’s Not An ‘Actual Apple’
March 31, 2019
CARSON, Georgia - A Georgia man has filed suit against tech giant Apple, saying that after purchasing the latest iPhone, he tried to "eat the device," and suffered severe damage to his mouth, teeth, and gums. "My ...
Man Hospitalized After Getting Battery Stuck In His Anus, Says He Thought It Would ‘Give Him More Energy’
March 31, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A Florida man was taken to a Miami hospital after reportedly getting a large, D-cell battery stuck in his anus. The man claimed that he thought that the battery might give him the ...