President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
Cats Are Superior To Dogs In Every Way, New Study Conducted By Cat Scientists Confirms
June 30, 2019
BOSTON, Mowsachusetts - A group of cat scientists in Boston say that they have come to the scientific conclusion that cats are better than dogs in "every conceivable way," and that their research is to be ...
Woman Gets Pregnant After Sleeping at Hotel With Dirty Sheets
June 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A woman in Florida says she got pregnant on a business trip to Boston last month, claiming that the hotel never changed the sheets on the bed, and there must have been "ejaculate" ...
A Pride Festival in Maine Turns Into Orgy After Protestor Drugs Food Truck
June 30, 2019
BANGOR, Maine - A Pride festival in Bangor, Maine turned into an all out sex festival after a group of protestors slipped what police say was "highly potent" MDMA, or ecstasy, into the supply of the ...
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
June 30, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced earlier this morning via Twitter that he would be legalizing marijuana on a federal level, which would automatically lift restrictions in every state, even those that have yet to set ...
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon Enters Agreement to Purchase New Wrestling Startup AEW
June 30, 2019
STAMFORD, CT - WWE CEO and Chairman Vince McMahon announced today that he had met with Tony Khan, the owner of new wrestling promotion AEW, and that the two had agreed on a purchase amount, with ...
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
April 30, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced today that he and Mexican President Andres Manual Lopez came to an agreement about the border wall "fiasco," and that Mexico has finally agreed to pay for the Wall, in ...
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A young boy in Florida has being hospitalized after his brand new Apple AirPod earphones allegedly exploded in his ear. Caleb Mitchell, 8, has been hospitalized with 2nd degree burns on his face and ...
Ringling Bros. Shuts Down Circus Event in Florida After Trapeze Artist Accidentally Defecates on Audience
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - The Ringling Brothers circus, which is often full of magic, illusion, laughter, and fun, also features daring acts such as the trapeze artists, a favorite of crowds throughout the world. What was not expected ...