Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare
January 25, 2020
MEXICO CITY, Mexico - Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of Corona brands of beer, has announced they are filing suit against the Chinese government, after the massive Coronavirus scare in that country has caused a mass ...
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina-Scented Candle Is Reportedly Giving People Herpes in Their Nasal Passages
January 25, 2020
LOS ANGELES, California - Gwyneth Paltrow, who has been shilling garbage Goop products for years - items that have been proven multiple times to be a sham at best, and potentially life-threatening in their bad pseudoscience ...
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
January 18, 2020
PHILADELPHIA, PA Former President Barack Obama announced late last night that he had filed for divorce from his wife of 27 years, Michelle Obama, after he revealed a secret double life as a homosexual. "It is with ...
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
January 18, 2020
PUERTO VALLARTA, Mexico Jeffrey Epstein, the man once thought capable of bringing down multiple governments with insider information about his immense pedophila ring and sex island, was reportedly seen alive in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico early this ...
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
January 12, 2020
NEW YORK CITY, NY - President Trump was arrested by the NYC Police Department while exiting his former residence at Trump Tower on Sunday morning, according to reports from the Associated Press. Police Chief Mario Brann said ...
Gizmo Files Lawsuit Against Disney Over ‘Baby Yoda’, Claims Company Stole His Likeness
January 12, 2020
LOS ANGELES, California - Gremlins star Gizmo has filed a lawsuit in a Los Angeles superior court against Disney over their latest viral property, "Baby Yoda," also known as The Child, from the hit Disney+ series The Mandalorian. Gizmo ...
Michelle Obama Officially Announces Her Candidacy for President
January 04, 2020
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Michelle Obama, the wife of former president Barack Obama, has announced that she will be running for president in the 2020 election. "I know I'm a lot later than most people, but to be ...
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
January 04, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Earlier this week, President Trump illegally ordered the assassination of a top military general in Iran, Qasem Soleimani, prompting Iran to promise a swift revenge. In the imminent face of war with a powerful ...