President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
Florida Man Arrested After Authorities Find 29 Mutilated Bodies Under His Porch
January 31, 2019
TALLAHASEE, Florida - A Florida man has been arrested after police discovered 29 mutilated and sexually-assaulted bodies under his porch. Police were lead to the home of Raymond Garfield, 30, after an anonymous tip. According to reports, ...
California Passes Law to Completely Ban Cigarette Sales
January 31, 2019
SACRAMENTO, California - Lawmakers in California have passed a new law through the House that will completely abolish the sale of cigarettes throughout the state, according to reports. The new regulation, which will cost the state ...
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
January 31, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump signed a new order today, removing marijuana from the list of schedule-1 drugs, opening the floodgates for the drug to become legal on a federal level. "I've always been against drinking, because ...
Want Your Baby To Have Beautiful Green Eyes? Eat Your Boogers During Pregnancy
January 31, 2019
BOSTON, Massachusetts - It all started as a simple thread in a well-known Spanish forum called “forocoches,” where someone posted the following question: “If I eat snot, will my children have green eyes?” The post went viral ...
Study: Showering Daily Decreases Penis Size
January 31, 2019
TOKYO, Japan - A study from a prestigious Japanese university proves that the size of the penis decreases proportionally according to the number of showers a man takes. The study, which was initialized by Dr. Eypee ...
Government Releases The Cure For Cancer, But With The Largest Price Tag of Any Drug in History
October 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a breakthrough discovery, officials at the Scientific Lab For Study and Research in Washington, D.C., have developed the world’s first 100% cure for all types of cancer, no matter the region in ...
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
October 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking move, Michelle Obama says she is ready to begin campaigning for a shot at the White House in 2020. The announcement comes after several months of speculation, but with Michelle ...
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
October 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump says he is beginning the preparations for deporting his wife, Melania, back to “whatever third world shithole she comes from,” according to official White House documents. According to reports, Melania and President ...