Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
9th Grade Class in Alabama Performs Suicide Pact After Watching ‘Momo’ Video Online
February 28, 2019
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - A 9th grade class made up of 28 students in Huntsville, Alabama, have reportedly killed themselves in a "mass suicide pact," after reportedly watching a new viral video online. "Momo," which is a stupid ...
Planned Parenthood Announces They Will Stop Performing Abortions At All Clinics Nationwide
February 28, 2019
ATLANTA, Georgia - In a press release from Planned Parenthood, the non-profit company announced today that they would be ceasing to perform any abortions at any of their clinics throughout the country. The reason, they say, ...
Florida Man Arrested After Authorities Find 29 Mutilated Bodies Under His Porch
January 31, 2019
TALLAHASEE, Florida - A Florida man has been arrested after police discovered 29 mutilated and sexually-assaulted bodies under his porch. Police were lead to the home of Raymond Garfield, 30, after an anonymous tip. According to reports, ...
California Passes Law to Completely Ban Cigarette Sales
January 31, 2019
SACRAMENTO, California - Lawmakers in California have passed a new law through the House that will completely abolish the sale of cigarettes throughout the state, according to reports. The new regulation, which will cost the state ...
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
January 31, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump signed a new order today, removing marijuana from the list of schedule-1 drugs, opening the floodgates for the drug to become legal on a federal level. "I've always been against drinking, because ...
Want Your Baby To Have Beautiful Green Eyes? Eat Your Boogers During Pregnancy
January 31, 2019
BOSTON, Massachusetts - It all started as a simple thread in a well-known Spanish forum called “forocoches,” where someone posted the following question: “If I eat snot, will my children have green eyes?” The post went viral ...
Study: Showering Daily Decreases Penis Size
January 31, 2019
TOKYO, Japan - A study from a prestigious Japanese university proves that the size of the penis decreases proportionally according to the number of showers a man takes. The study, which was initialized by Dr. Eypee ...
Government Releases The Cure For Cancer, But With The Largest Price Tag of Any Drug in History
October 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a breakthrough discovery, officials at the Scientific Lab For Study and Research in Washington, D.C., have developed the world’s first 100% cure for all types of cancer, no matter the region in ...