Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
March 31, 2019
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis made a surprise announcement during his weekly Sunday Mass in Vatican City, stunning the world when he said that the church has decided that their priests would be allowed to wed, ...
Man Sues Apple After Trying to Take a Bite Out of His iPhone, Discovering It’s Not An ‘Actual Apple’
March 31, 2019
CARSON, Georgia - A Georgia man has filed suit against tech giant Apple, saying that after purchasing the latest iPhone, he tried to "eat the device," and suffered severe damage to his mouth, teeth, and gums. "My ...
Man Hospitalized After Getting Battery Stuck In His Anus, Says He Thought It Would ‘Give Him More Energy’
March 31, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A Florida man was taken to a Miami hospital after reportedly getting a large, D-cell battery stuck in his anus. The man claimed that he thought that the battery might give him the ...
Man Who Bought a Pair of Dentures on Shopping App WISH Can Suddenly Speak Chinese
March 31, 2019
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A Boston man, Arnold Richardson, said he didn't know what to do when his dentist told him that he was going to need a new set of custom dentures to replace the ones ...
Man In Coma For 26 Years Wakes Up, Decides To Be Medically Induced For An Extra Year So He’ll Be Eligible For Retirement
March 31, 2019
ATLANTA, Georgia - Richard Atkins, 64, has been in a coma for the last 26 years, the result of a hit-and-run car accident that left him hospitalized. Although doctors had told Atkins' wife, Miranda, that they ...
Man Buys Over $10,000 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies, Dies Trying to Eat Them All Himself
February 28, 2019
EDGEWORTH, Florida - A Florida man has died after he attempted to eat over $10,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies, which is approximately 1500 boxes. John Richards, 43, died after his 87th box, when he suffered both ...
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
February 28, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to the US Department of Births and Deaths, February 27th, 2019 was the first time in the recorded history of Man that no one was born, and no one died. The phenomenon ...
Trump Strikes Deal With Amazon, Netflix, and Others – No More Federal Taxes EVER
February 28, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what most are calling a "backroom deal," President Trump has struck an arrangement with Amazon, Netflix, Disney, Wayfair, and other major companies in the United States, where they will not have to ...