For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
Man Dies After Being Bitten by Daddy Long Legs
June 30, 2018
BOSTON, Massachusetts - As most people know, the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most venomous spider on the planet, but their fans are generally not sharp or strong enough to break the skin of most ...
Mark Zuckerberg Steps Down As Facebook CEO Amid Stolen Information Controversy
June 29, 2018
PALO ALTO, California - Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he will be stepping down from the company, after allegations that he orchestrated his team to steal private information from site users, and ...
BREAKING: Donald Trump Secretly Hired Illegal Immigrants To Start Building Border Wall
June 29, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Top secret documents leaked to the press by a White House staffer showed that President Trump ordered the hiring of over 2,000 illegal immigrants to begin working on his border wall between Texas ...
Michael Jackson’s Father, Joe Jackson, Reported Dead…Again
June 27, 2018
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Joe Jackson, the extremely abusive father and former manager of The Jackson Five, died today. He was 89. Only last week, he was the "victim" of a death hoax after ...
World Cup Has Lowest Ratings in History as People Discover How Much Soccer Sucks
June 27, 2018
RUSSIA - As the World Cup championship gets underway, the TV ratings for the sport have dwindled to record lows, with only approximately 1 out of every 3 million homes tuning in. Despite marketing the event ...
Frito-Lay Announces New, Mega-Sized Doritos Chips
June 25, 2018
ATLANTA, Georgia - Frito-Lay, the company who manufactures Doritos-brand tortilla chips, has announced that they have plans to make an excessively large chip, with plans to release it later this summer. "After a viral meme caught our ...
Donald Trump Offers Roseanne a Job In The White House After Her Recent Firing From ABC
May 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump has reportedly offered Roseanne Barr a job in his cabinet at the White House, after ABC fired Roseanne and cancelled her sitcom over racist tweets made by the comedian. President ...
Harvey Weinstein Reportedly Attacked, Raped in Prison While Awaiting Sentencing
May 31, 2018
NEW YORK CITY, New York - No more than 72 hours after turning himself into authorities after allegations he sexually assaulted dozens of women of the last few decades, Harvey Weinstein has reportedly been "savagely beaten ...