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Michael Jackson’s Father, Joe Jackson, Reported Dead…Again
June 27, 2018
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Joe Jackson, the extremely abusive father and former manager of The Jackson Five, died today. He was 89. Only last week, he was the "victim" of a death hoax after ...
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World Cup Has Lowest Ratings in History as People Discover How Much Soccer Sucks
June 27, 2018
RUSSIA - As the World Cup championship gets underway, the TV ratings for the sport have dwindled to record lows, with only approximately 1 out of every 3 million homes tuning in. Despite marketing the event ...
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Frito-Lay Announces New, Mega-Sized Doritos Chips
June 25, 2018
ATLANTA, Georgia - Frito-Lay, the company who manufactures Doritos-brand tortilla chips, has announced that they have plans to make an excessively large chip, with plans to release it later this summer. "After a viral meme caught our ...
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Donald Trump Offers Roseanne a Job In The White House After Her Recent Firing From ABC
May 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump has reportedly offered Roseanne Barr a job in his cabinet at the White House, after ABC fired Roseanne and cancelled her sitcom over racist tweets made by the comedian. President ...
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Harvey Weinstein Reportedly Attacked, Raped in Prison While Awaiting Sentencing
May 31, 2018
NEW YORK CITY, New York - No more than 72 hours after turning himself into authorities after allegations he sexually assaulted dozens of women of the last few decades, Harvey Weinstein has reportedly been "savagely beaten ...
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There Were No School Shootings In The United States This Week, Marking The First Time in 2018
May 31, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - For the first time since October of 2017, there were no school shootings in the entire United States this week, and police throughout the country are breathing a huge sigh of relief. "Every week, ...
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Roseanne Just Filed a Lawsuit Against George Soros Over The Cancellation of Her Show
May 31, 2018
From Daily World Update: Roseanne Barr has just filed a suit against George Soros and ABC, claiming the liberal money machine coerced the network into canning her new show over a “misunderstood tweet.” Barr is suing ...
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Hollywood Desperate To Find Actor Who Hasn’t Sexually Assaulted Anyone
May 30, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - Hollywood moguls at film studios across the city are in a "desperate search" for an actor who hasn't sexually assaulted anyone before next award's season begins, and so far, the search is ...