President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Killed During FBI Raid of Her New York Home
April 30, 2018
CHAPPAQUA, New York - According to reports circulating this evening, Hillary Clinton has been killed after an FBI raid on her home went south, and agents were forced to open fire. "When we entered the home, we ...
California Begins New Sex-Education Program in Schools By Showing Children Porno Movies
April 29, 2018
SAN DIEGO, California - California's school system has something new they're trying, and it's causing a bit of controversy. According to parents at a San Diego school, students in 8-10th grades are being show adult films as ...
New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Film To Be Pulled From U.S. Theatres Over Protests About Movie’s Content
April 29, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - Studios often test films with audiences before they are officially released, and apparently, Disney is wishing they did that after 'Avengers: Infinity War' received a myriad of complaints over the film's content and ...
Pope Francis Accidentally Holds Up Copy of Vintage Porn Mag Instead of Bible During Sermon
April 28, 2018
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis committed what many are calling a "mortal sin," but at the very least is something of a faux pas, after he accidentally held up a copy of the vintage porn magazine Beaver instead ...
Tampax Releases Tampons Designed Specifically For Post-Op Transgendered Women
April 28, 2018
NEW BRIGHTON, California - Tampax, a Proctor & Gamble company based in California, has released the first tampon for post-op transgender women. "We feel as if our product will be well received amongst the trans community," said ...
Colorado Announces Plans To Release All Prisoners Currently Incarcerated For Marijuana Crimes
April 28, 2018
DENVER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has announced plans to release all prisoners currently serving time for marijuana-related offenses, roughly 6 years after the state legalized the recreational use of the drug. This decision was made ...
Mother Arrested After Accidentally Tickling Her 3-Year-Old To Death
April 28, 2018
ATLANTA, GA - It’s a warning being sent out to parents across the country after a 3 year old Florida girl loses her life. Intense tickling of children under the age of 7 may cause asphyxiation ...
BREAKING: Bill Cosby Found Dead in His Home After Reportedly Taking His Entire Stash of Roofies
April 27, 2018
PITTSBURGH, PA - Police are reporting that comedian, actor, and convicted rapist Bill Cosby has been found dead in his home of an apparent suicide. Medical reports indicate that he took his entire stash of roofies, ...