President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
President Trump Will Appear in WWE Royal Rumble Tonight
January 28, 2018
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - President Trump, who has been friends with WWE owner Vince McMahon for many years, and who has been a part of wrestling events in the past, will be appearing at tonight's Royal Rumble ...
Netflix Announces Plans To Ditch Hollywood Films, Plans To Focus Only On Original Content
January 27, 2018
SAN DIMAS, California - Netflix, everyone's favorite streaming platform, has - as of late - become an internet joke. For every person who absolutely loves the service, another ten people complain about the lack of new ...
Tom Hanks’ ‘Cast Away’ Co-Star Alleges Sexual Abuse During Filming
January 27, 2018
HOLLYWOOD, California - Tom Hanks is "America's Favorite Actor," but after allegations that just surfaced, many people might be re-thinking supporting his next role. One of Hanks' most memorable roles from the early 00's is the film Cast ...
Deadly New Disease Is Being Called ‘Super AIDS,’ And Is Killing People at a Rapid Rate
December 31, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CDC is warning of a deadly new disease, dubbed on the streets as Super AIDs, which is killing people at an extreme rate. So far, there have been more than 2800 deaths ...
White College Prof. Tries To Prove There’s No Racial Bias By Police, Undergoes Surgery To Look Black – He’s Instantly Shot and Arrested
December 31, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A white college professor at Boston College, Mark Ryder, 38, underwent over 200 hours of expensive cosmetic surgery to look "as black as possible," with hopes that he could prove to his Ethics ...
A Crying Donald Trump Was Escorted Off Mar-A-Lago Golf Course After Accidentally Pooping His Pants
December 30, 2017
PALM BEACH, Florida - President Trump has spent most of his winter vacation golfing with friends and family at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, but on his latest outing, the President was caught with his pants up...when ...
BREAKING: President Donald Trump Has Made a Major Announcement – ‘It’s Time To Quit!’
December 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking, unprecedented move, President Trump has made an announcement from the White House early this morning that had rattled the entire nation. "It's time that I quit tweeting," said President Trump to ...
New Husband Files For Divorce After Discovering His ‘Wife’ Is Actually a Man
December 29, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A man has filed for divorce only hours into his own wedding night after panicking after discovering that his new wife was not exactly what "she" claimed to be. Ken Spencer, 26, filed for a ...