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Investor and TV Star Mark Cuban Files for Bankruptcy After Series of Bad ‘Shark Tank’ Deals

June 30, 2018

NEW YORK CITY, New York -  Investor and former billionaire Mark Cuban has filed for bankruptcy, after he says he made a series of bad business deals on Shark Tank.  "Over the last two seasons, I've invested in ...


Man Dies After Being Bitten by Daddy Long Legs

June 30, 2018

BOSTON, Massachusetts -  As most people know, the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most venomous spider on the planet, but their fans are generally not sharp or strong enough to break the skin of most ...


Mark Zuckerberg Steps Down As Facebook CEO Amid Stolen Information Controversy

June 29, 2018

PALO ALTO, California -  Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he will be stepping down from the company, after allegations that he orchestrated his team to steal private information from site users, and ...


BREAKING: Donald Trump Secretly Hired Illegal Immigrants To Start Building Border Wall

June 29, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Top secret documents leaked to the press by a White House staffer showed that President Trump ordered the hiring of over 2,000 illegal immigrants to begin working on his border wall between Texas ...


Michael Jackson’s Father, Joe Jackson, Reported Dead…Again

June 27, 2018

NEW YORK CITY, New York -  Joe Jackson, the extremely abusive father and former manager of The Jackson Five, died today. He was 89. Only last week, he was the "victim" of a death hoax after ...


World Cup Has Lowest Ratings in History as People Discover How Much Soccer Sucks

June 27, 2018

RUSSIA -  As the World Cup championship gets underway, the TV ratings for the sport have dwindled to record lows, with only approximately 1 out of every 3 million homes tuning in. Despite marketing the event ...


Frito-Lay Announces New, Mega-Sized Doritos Chips

June 25, 2018

ATLANTA, Georgia -  Frito-Lay, the company who manufactures Doritos-brand tortilla chips, has announced that they have plans to make an excessively large chip, with plans to release it later this summer. "After a viral meme caught our ...


Donald Trump Offers Roseanne a Job In The White House After Her Recent Firing From ABC

May 31, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Donald Trump has reportedly offered Roseanne Barr a job in his cabinet at the White House, after ABC fired Roseanne and cancelled her sitcom over racist tweets made by the comedian. President ...

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