Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Film To Be Pulled From U.S. Theatres Over Protests About Movie’s Content
April 29, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - Studios often test films with audiences before they are officially released, and apparently, Disney is wishing they did that after 'Avengers: Infinity War' received a myriad of complaints over the film's content and ...
Pope Francis Accidentally Holds Up Copy of Vintage Porn Mag Instead of Bible During Sermon
April 28, 2018
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis committed what many are calling a "mortal sin," but at the very least is something of a faux pas, after he accidentally held up a copy of the vintage porn magazine Beaver instead ...
Tampax Releases Tampons Designed Specifically For Post-Op Transgendered Women
April 28, 2018
NEW BRIGHTON, California - Tampax, a Proctor & Gamble company based in California, has released the first tampon for post-op transgender women. "We feel as if our product will be well received amongst the trans community," said ...
Colorado Announces Plans To Release All Prisoners Currently Incarcerated For Marijuana Crimes
April 28, 2018
DENVER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has announced plans to release all prisoners currently serving time for marijuana-related offenses, roughly 6 years after the state legalized the recreational use of the drug. This decision was made ...
Mother Arrested After Accidentally Tickling Her 3-Year-Old To Death
April 28, 2018
ATLANTA, GA - It’s a warning being sent out to parents across the country after a 3 year old Florida girl loses her life. Intense tickling of children under the age of 7 may cause asphyxiation ...
BREAKING: Bill Cosby Found Dead in His Home After Reportedly Taking His Entire Stash of Roofies
April 27, 2018
PITTSBURGH, PA - Police are reporting that comedian, actor, and convicted rapist Bill Cosby has been found dead in his home of an apparent suicide. Medical reports indicate that he took his entire stash of roofies, ...
BREAKING: Facebook Was Just SOLD To The Government Over Growing User Privacy Concerns
April 26, 2018
Secret, closed door negotiations have finally been made public after an agreement was reached by the US Government to purchase the social media giant for $10 billion. via Now8News: There is no doubt that Facebook has been a runaway ...
BREAKING: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Kidnapped While Vacationing in Belize
March 31, 2018
BELMOPAN, Belize - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been kidnapped by Belize terrorists while vacationing with his family in the capital city of Belmopan. Police in Belize have received a single correspondence from the kidnappers, demanding ...