Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
Meghan Markle Files For Divorce After Getting Gut-Wrenching Surprise on Royal Honeymoon
May 28, 2018
ALBERTA, Canada - It has been leaked by a friend close to the new Royal Couple that the honeymoon is already over and Meghan Markle has filed for divorce after she discovered a "horrible, gut-wrenching surprise" ...
Retirement Home Shut Down After FBI Raid Over Underground Fight Club
May 28, 2018
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia - A retirement home in Virginia was busted by the FBI, and 7 people were arrested after authorities were tipped off that the home was running and underground fight club in their recreation room ...
President Trump Says He Will ‘Completely Pardon’ Bill Cosby After His Sentencing
April 30, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - For those hoping to see Bill Cosby serve an extended prison sentence where he would likely end up dying, you may have to keep waiting. This afternoon, when Trump was asked about his thoughts ...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Killed During FBI Raid of Her New York Home
April 30, 2018
CHAPPAQUA, New York - According to reports circulating this evening, Hillary Clinton has been killed after an FBI raid on her home went south, and agents were forced to open fire. "When we entered the home, we ...
California Begins New Sex-Education Program in Schools By Showing Children Porno Movies
April 29, 2018
SAN DIEGO, California - California's school system has something new they're trying, and it's causing a bit of controversy. According to parents at a San Diego school, students in 8-10th grades are being show adult films as ...
New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Film To Be Pulled From U.S. Theatres Over Protests About Movie’s Content
April 29, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - Studios often test films with audiences before they are officially released, and apparently, Disney is wishing they did that after 'Avengers: Infinity War' received a myriad of complaints over the film's content and ...
Pope Francis Accidentally Holds Up Copy of Vintage Porn Mag Instead of Bible During Sermon
April 28, 2018
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis committed what many are calling a "mortal sin," but at the very least is something of a faux pas, after he accidentally held up a copy of the vintage porn magazine Beaver instead ...
Tampax Releases Tampons Designed Specifically For Post-Op Transgendered Women
April 28, 2018
NEW BRIGHTON, California - Tampax, a Proctor & Gamble company based in California, has released the first tampon for post-op transgender women. "We feel as if our product will be well received amongst the trans community," said ...