Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
Brett Kavanaugh Arrested After Night of Heavy Binge Drinking, Public Masturbation at D.C. Dive Bar
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
Brett Kavanaugh Arrested After Night of Heavy Binge Drinking, Public Masturbation at D.C. Dive Bar
Justin Bieber Signs $2M Porn Deal With Brazzers
January 31, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - Justin Bieber announced today that he has signed a $2 million contract with Brazzers, the adult website, with plans to complete 5 pornographic films. Sources close to the film company say one of ...
Teen Dies After Letting Rabid Bat Bite Him, Thought He’d Turn Into a Vampire
January 31, 2018
SAN DIEGO, California - A teen has died from a rabies infection after police say he was trying to domesticate a wild bat. Reports indicate that the teen, Stanford Guterson, purposely allowed the rodent to bite ...
EA Sports To Make President Trump Cover Star of PGA Tour 2018
January 28, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - At a press conference at the White House today, President Trump announced that he would be the next cover star for EA Sports' PGA Tour video game series. The series will be ...
President Trump Will Appear in WWE Royal Rumble Tonight
January 28, 2018
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - President Trump, who has been friends with WWE owner Vince McMahon for many years, and who has been a part of wrestling events in the past, will be appearing at tonight's Royal Rumble ...
Netflix Announces Plans To Ditch Hollywood Films, Plans To Focus Only On Original Content
January 27, 2018
SAN DIMAS, California - Netflix, everyone's favorite streaming platform, has - as of late - become an internet joke. For every person who absolutely loves the service, another ten people complain about the lack of new ...
Tom Hanks’ ‘Cast Away’ Co-Star Alleges Sexual Abuse During Filming
January 27, 2018
HOLLYWOOD, California - Tom Hanks is "America's Favorite Actor," but after allegations that just surfaced, many people might be re-thinking supporting his next role. One of Hanks' most memorable roles from the early 00's is the film Cast ...
Deadly New Disease Is Being Called ‘Super AIDS,’ And Is Killing People at a Rapid Rate
December 31, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CDC is warning of a deadly new disease, dubbed on the streets as Super AIDs, which is killing people at an extreme rate. So far, there have been more than 2800 deaths ...
White College Prof. Tries To Prove There’s No Racial Bias By Police, Undergoes Surgery To Look Black – He’s Instantly Shot and Arrested
December 31, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A white college professor at Boston College, Mark Ryder, 38, underwent over 200 hours of expensive cosmetic surgery to look "as black as possible," with hopes that he could prove to his Ethics ...