Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
Brett Kavanaugh Arrested After Night of Heavy Binge Drinking, Public Masturbation at D.C. Dive Bar
Michelle Obama Says She Plans To Run Against Trump in 2020 – With Barack As Her V.P.!
President Trump Readies Deportation of Melania After Huge Fight At White House
After Record Number of Children Disappear, Man Arrested With 47 Kids Found Locked In His Basement
President Trump Vows To Lower Severity of Sexual Assault Crimes, Hopes To Make Them ‘Ticketable’ Offenses
Brett Kavanaugh Arrested After Night of Heavy Binge Drinking, Public Masturbation at D.C. Dive Bar
BREAKING: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Kidnapped While Vacationing in Belize
March 31, 2018
BELMOPAN, Belize - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been kidnapped by Belize terrorists while vacationing with his family in the capital city of Belmopan. Police in Belize have received a single correspondence from the kidnappers, demanding ...
The NRA Just Announced Plans To Back Bill to BAN Assault Rifles on Federal Level
March 31, 2018
FAIRFAX, Virginia - The National Rifle Association has just angered nearly all of their 6 million members, after NRA head Wayne LaPierre announced that group would back a bill headed to congress that would ban assault ...
Bill Cosby In Critical Condition After Being Attacked By Woman He Raped 35 Years Ago
March 31, 2018
SAN DIEGO, California - Famed falled comedian Bill Cosby was rushed to a San Diego hospital after he was found violently beaten outside of his home. Police say that a neighbor called 911 after they saw ...
BREAKING: A California Court Just Ruled That Starbucks Coffee Causes Cancer
March 31, 2018
SACRAMENTO, California - Coffee drinkers, beware. A judge in California has just ruled that all coffees need to come with a label letting consumers know that the drink could cause cancer, as research has shown the ...
400+ Pound Woman Arrested After She Smothers Skinny Boyfriend During Sex
March 31, 2018
DELUTH, Mississippi - A morbidly obese woman, who police are calling "one of the fattest" they've ever had in custody, was arrested on Friday after she smothered her boyfriend during a sex act. Police reports claim that ...
President Trump Signs a New Bill Forgiving All Student Loan Debt, Wants To ‘Make Education Great Again’
March 29, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans who are under the financial strain of repaying student loan debt may now be off the hook for their education costs. President Trump signed a new bill this week releasing any student who has accrued ...
President Trump Will Appear on Episode of New Season of ‘Roseanne’
March 29, 2018
LOS ANGELES, California - After a major ratings success last week with the return of Roseanne, whose politics have taken center stage after she made it known that she was an ardent Trump supporter, the President himself has ...
Netflix Announces Their Plan To Go To Ad-Based Streaming
March 28, 2018
PALO ALTO, California - In what they are calling a "simple change," Netflix announced that they play to move away from the "expensive" ad-free model they currently have, and move towards an ad-based model that would ...