President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
February 28, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to the US Department of Births and Deaths, February 27th, 2019 was the first time in the recorded history of Man that no one was born, and no one died. The phenomenon ...
Trump Strikes Deal With Amazon, Netflix, and Others – No More Federal Taxes EVER
February 28, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what most are calling a "backroom deal," President Trump has struck an arrangement with Amazon, Netflix, Disney, Wayfair, and other major companies in the United States, where they will not have to ...
9th Grade Class in Alabama Performs Suicide Pact After Watching ‘Momo’ Video Online
February 28, 2019
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - A 9th grade class made up of 28 students in Huntsville, Alabama, have reportedly killed themselves in a "mass suicide pact," after reportedly watching a new viral video online. "Momo," which is a stupid ...
Planned Parenthood Announces They Will Stop Performing Abortions At All Clinics Nationwide
February 28, 2019
ATLANTA, Georgia - In a press release from Planned Parenthood, the non-profit company announced today that they would be ceasing to perform any abortions at any of their clinics throughout the country. The reason, they say, ...
Florida Man Arrested After Authorities Find 29 Mutilated Bodies Under His Porch
January 31, 2019
TALLAHASEE, Florida - A Florida man has been arrested after police discovered 29 mutilated and sexually-assaulted bodies under his porch. Police were lead to the home of Raymond Garfield, 30, after an anonymous tip. According to reports, ...
California Passes Law to Completely Ban Cigarette Sales
January 31, 2019
SACRAMENTO, California - Lawmakers in California have passed a new law through the House that will completely abolish the sale of cigarettes throughout the state, according to reports. The new regulation, which will cost the state ...
President Trump Signs New Order To Remove Marijuana From Schedule-1 Drug List
January 31, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump signed a new order today, removing marijuana from the list of schedule-1 drugs, opening the floodgates for the drug to become legal on a federal level. "I've always been against drinking, because ...
Want Your Baby To Have Beautiful Green Eyes? Eat Your Boogers During Pregnancy
January 31, 2019
BOSTON, Massachusetts - It all started as a simple thread in a well-known Spanish forum called “forocoches,” where someone posted the following question: “If I eat snot, will my children have green eyes?” The post went viral ...