Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
A Pride Festival in Maine Turns Into Orgy After Protestor Drugs Food Truck
June 30, 2019
BANGOR, Maine - A Pride festival in Bangor, Maine turned into an all out sex festival after a group of protestors slipped what police say was "highly potent" MDMA, or ecstasy, into the supply of the ...
President Trump Set To Legalize Marijuana on a Federal Level
June 30, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced earlier this morning via Twitter that he would be legalizing marijuana on a federal level, which would automatically lift restrictions in every state, even those that have yet to set ...
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon Enters Agreement to Purchase New Wrestling Startup AEW
June 30, 2019
STAMFORD, CT - WWE CEO and Chairman Vince McMahon announced today that he had met with Tony Khan, the owner of new wrestling promotion AEW, and that the two had agreed on a purchase amount, with ...
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
April 30, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced today that he and Mexican President Andres Manual Lopez came to an agreement about the border wall "fiasco," and that Mexico has finally agreed to pay for the Wall, in ...
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A young boy in Florida has being hospitalized after his brand new Apple AirPod earphones allegedly exploded in his ear. Caleb Mitchell, 8, has been hospitalized with 2nd degree burns on his face and ...
Ringling Bros. Shuts Down Circus Event in Florida After Trapeze Artist Accidentally Defecates on Audience
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - The Ringling Brothers circus, which is often full of magic, illusion, laughter, and fun, also features daring acts such as the trapeze artists, a favorite of crowds throughout the world. What was not expected ...
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
April 30, 2019
PALM BEACH, Florida - The U.S. government warn of three cases in Florida of people affected by the so-called “mosquito chirulí,” able to make a woman pregnant with just a single bite. The cases have been ...
Man Arrested After Refusing To Leave Nude Beach After His Genitalia Size Scares Other Guests
April 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A Florida man was arrested and ejected from a nudist beach because, as they told him, he “had an excessively large penis" and that other guests were terrified when they saw it. According to ...