Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
January 18, 2020
PHILADELPHIA, PA Former President Barack Obama announced late last night that he had filed for divorce from his wife of 27 years, Michelle Obama, after he revealed a secret double life as a homosexual. "It is with ...
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
January 18, 2020
PUERTO VALLARTA, Mexico Jeffrey Epstein, the man once thought capable of bringing down multiple governments with insider information about his immense pedophila ring and sex island, was reportedly seen alive in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico early this ...
BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York
January 12, 2020
NEW YORK CITY, NY - President Trump was arrested by the NYC Police Department while exiting his former residence at Trump Tower on Sunday morning, according to reports from the Associated Press. Police Chief Mario Brann said ...
Gizmo Files Lawsuit Against Disney Over ‘Baby Yoda’, Claims Company Stole His Likeness
January 12, 2020
LOS ANGELES, California - Gremlins star Gizmo has filed a lawsuit in a Los Angeles superior court against Disney over their latest viral property, "Baby Yoda," also known as The Child, from the hit Disney+ series The Mandalorian. Gizmo ...
Michelle Obama Officially Announces Her Candidacy for President
January 04, 2020
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Michelle Obama, the wife of former president Barack Obama, has announced that she will be running for president in the 2020 election. "I know I'm a lot later than most people, but to be ...
BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft
January 04, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Earlier this week, President Trump illegally ordered the assassination of a top military general in Iran, Qasem Soleimani, prompting Iran to promise a swift revenge. In the imminent face of war with a powerful ...
Cats Are Superior To Dogs In Every Way, New Study Conducted By Cat Scientists Confirms
June 30, 2019
BOSTON, Mowsachusetts - A group of cat scientists in Boston say that they have come to the scientific conclusion that cats are better than dogs in "every conceivable way," and that their research is to be ...
Woman Gets Pregnant After Sleeping at Hotel With Dirty Sheets
June 30, 2019
MIAMI, Florida - A woman in Florida says she got pregnant on a business trip to Boston last month, claiming that the hotel never changed the sheets on the bed, and there must have been "ejaculate" ...