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Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Alive and Well in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

January 18, 2020

PUERTO VALLARTA, Mexico Jeffrey Epstein, the man once thought capable of bringing down multiple governments with insider information about his immense pedophila ring and sex island, was reportedly seen alive in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico early this ...


BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York

January 12, 2020

NEW YORK CITY, NY -  President Trump was arrested by the NYC Police Department while exiting his former residence at Trump Tower on Sunday morning, according to reports from the Associated Press. Police Chief Mario Brann said ...


Gizmo Files Lawsuit Against Disney Over ‘Baby Yoda’, Claims Company Stole His Likeness

January 12, 2020

LOS ANGELES, California -  Gremlins star Gizmo has filed a lawsuit in a Los Angeles superior court against Disney over their latest viral property, "Baby Yoda," also known as The Child, from the hit Disney+ series The Mandalorian. Gizmo ...


Michelle Obama Officially Announces Her Candidacy for President

January 04, 2020

PHILADELPHIA, PA -  Michelle Obama, the wife of former president Barack Obama, has announced that she will be running for president in the 2020 election. "I know I'm a lot later than most people, but to be ...


BREAKING: War With Iran Imminent; President Trump Reinstates Military Draft

January 04, 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Earlier this week, President Trump illegally ordered the assassination of a top military general in Iran, Qasem Soleimani, prompting Iran to promise a swift revenge. In the imminent face of war with a powerful ...


Cats Are Superior To Dogs In Every Way, New Study Conducted By Cat Scientists Confirms

June 30, 2019

BOSTON, Mowsachusetts - A group of cat scientists in Boston say that they have come to the scientific conclusion that cats are better than dogs in "every conceivable way," and that their research is to be ...


Woman Gets Pregnant After Sleeping at Hotel With Dirty Sheets

June 30, 2019

MIAMI, Florida - A woman in Florida says she got pregnant on a business trip to Boston last month, claiming that the hotel never changed the sheets on the bed, and there must have been "ejaculate" ...


A Pride Festival in Maine Turns Into Orgy After Protestor Drugs Food Truck

June 30, 2019

BANGOR, Maine - A Pride festival in Bangor, Maine turned into an all out sex festival after a group of protestors slipped what police say was "highly potent" MDMA, or ecstasy, into the supply of the ...

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