Doctor Confirms That He Has Found a Cure For AIDS – But There’s a Slight Catch
July 31, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A researcher at the prestigious Harvard School of Medicine has found a cure for HIV and AIDS - something that doctors have been working on for nearly 40 years. "It's actually really simple," said ...
Facebook Plans To ‘Go Dark’ – They Will Shut Down For 72 Hours In Honor of Fallen Police
July 29, 2017
ALTA VISTA, California - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says that the website, which is one of the most trafficked in the world, will be shutting down for 72 hours on August 15th in response to a ...
Police On The Hunt For ‘Scary Clown’ That Was Filmed Killing Young Girl
July 29, 2017
NEW ENGLAND - Police are hunting for a person who murdered a young girl while dressed as a "scary carnival clown," and left her body in the woods. State Police in Maine say that they believe that ...
Charles Manson Reportedly Found Dead in Prison
July 29, 2017
KINGS COUNTY, California - Famed cult leader Charles Manson, who is serving a life sentence for his role in the Manson Family murders in the 1960s, reportedly stumbled across a cell with 3 prisoners who were ...
John McCain Says He ‘Accidentally’ Voted No On Healthcare Repeal: ‘My Brain Tumor Got The Best of Me!’
July 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain shocked the entire country by voting NO on the Obamacare repeal on the Senate floor the other day, but even though he made a wave of new fans from the ...
‘World’s Ugliest Man’ Holds Guinness World Record For Most Sexual Partners
July 29, 2017
NEW BRIGHTON, Connecticut - George L. George, 62, is the Guinness world record holder for "ugliest man," a prize that he holds very dear to his heart. But the one record that he holds even more ...
Coca-Cola’s ‘Coke Zero’ Product Is Discontinued, Replaced With ‘Coke +Diabetes’
July 28, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - Coca-Cola has announced that they are doing away with their line of products under the "Coke Zero" brand, and are instead going to focus on "what the American people really want," which is ...
President Trump ‘Pre-Pardons’ Himself For All Crimes He Plans To Commit While in Office
July 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a major move by a sitting president, Donald Trump has "pre-pardoned" himself before he commits any crimes while in office. "There is a good chance, if I continue on the track I'm going, ...