Insane Clown Posse, Juggalos To Appeal Supreme Court Decision That Categorizes Them As Gang Members
August 04, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a recent Supreme Court verdict, a judge upheld the decision made by the US Government that had declared "Juggalos," super-fans of the musical group Insane Clown Posse, to be classified as gang members. ...
MTV Announces New Programming; Channel To Air Music Videos Again
August 03, 2014
MANHATTAN, New York - The television station MTV, which long ago was the voice of Music on television, has gone downhill since their heyday in the mid-to-late 80s. Where once they were known for playing the best ...
Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse
August 03, 2014
IZTAPALPA, Mexico - A man from Melbourne, Florida has received the worlds first-ever successful horse-to-man penis transplant in Iztapalapa, Mexico using the allograft procedure, which is a procedure in which the key components of organs are ...
Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann To Support Each Other For Republican Nomination in 2016
August 03, 2014
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - In a surprise combined press conference Michele Bachmann (Rep. Minnesota) and Sarah Palin (ex-governor, ex-reality show star, ex-fox news correspondent, current star of the SarahPalin network) announced that they would be supporting ...
Texas Football Coach Arrested For Giving Meth To Team As ‘Performance Booster’
August 02, 2014
LINDEN, Texas - Police in Linden, Texas arrested a junior high school football coach this past Tuesday after allegations that he was forcing his players to take doses of methamphetamine before practice. According to Linden Police Chief Alton McWaters, ...
Scientific Study Confirms Weight Loss Via ‘Digestive Meditation’
August 02, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - With obesity on the rise and absurd diets swarming the market like wildfire, health and wellness specialist Dr. Mark Wildstein and neurologist Dr. Shawn Plutchetzky, conducted a study to see if the brain was powerful enough ...
Priscilla Presley To Release Nude Photos Of Herself And Elvis In Revised Autobiography
August 02, 2014
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - Early this morning Priscilla Presley, the 69 year-old widow of the one and only Elvis Presley, announced through her publicist, Catherine Rigsby, that she would be re-releasing her autobiography 'Elvis And Me,' to ...
Man Uses Crowd Funding Website To Get ‘Ransom’ For Cat
August 02, 2014
BROOKLYN, New York - An unknown man has created a Kickstarter page where he claims he is holding a stray cat for ransom. The anonymous page went up to the Kickstarter website, which has its ...