Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
New Breed of Tick Has a Bite That Will Make You Allergic To Vegetables
June 27, 2017
SHELTON, West Virginia - A new breed of wood tick has been discovered in West Virginia, and is causing a panic among vegetarians and vegans. Along side the "reverse zombie" or "lone star" tick, which has ...
White House Doctor Says That ‘Stress of the Job’ Is Killing President Trump
June 27, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump wasn't exactly a young man when he took the office of the President in January, but now, White House doctors are saying that the extreme stress of the job is putting ...
Woman Gives Birth 7 Years After Having Sex
June 27, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A modern medical marvel has occurred in Massachusetts this week, after a woman gave birth to a healthy, 7lb 4oz baby boy. The marvel, you ask? The woman, 28-year-old Maria Piers, has not ...
Barack Obama Goes Into Hiding After FBI Issues Arrest Warrant Over MASSIVE White House Scandal
June 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has, along with the FBI, issued an arrest warrant for former President Barack Obama, after it was confirmed that he is involved in a high-profile scandal. According to reports, Obama may have ...
Philip Morris Introduces New ‘Healthy Cigarettes’ That Will DESTROY Cancer Cells
June 26, 2017
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Great news for longterm smokers who are suffering from black lung, emphysima, cancer, and a host of other diseases contracted from years of inhaling cigarette smoke and toxins - Philip ...
Melania Trump Reveals STARTLING Weight-Loss Secret
June 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Melania Trump has been in the public eye for years - before she was the First Lady, she was a fashion model, and for that, it means always keeping her figure perfect. To ...
Mike Pence’s Secret GAY Romance REVEALED By Scorned Lover!
June 23, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Mike Pence, a staunch Christian, Conservative, and Republican (in that order), is one of the few people left in this world to a throwback era before homosexuality was, for the most ...
BREAKING: Trump Tweets About ‘Getting Away With Everything’, Brags He’ll Never Get Impeached
June 23, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump reportedly made an "accidental" tweet that many are assuming was meant to be a text message in the early hours Friday morning, and everyone - Democrats and Republicans alike - are ...