Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Professionals Test President Trump’s IQ – You Won’t BELIEVE The Results!
April 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A group of professional teachers and scientists recently visited the White House to give a regulated IQ test to our nation's president, Donald Trump. Most of the group, who were made up of ...
Death Row Inmate Requests Human Cadaver As Final Meal Before Execution
April 30, 2017
BALTIMORE, Maryland - A death row inmate, 39-year-old Bryan Bryant, who was found guilty of murdering 18 people in the early 2000s, reportedly requested to have a "human cadaver" as his last meal. Maryland law dictates ...
Man Sells Golf Ball Hit By President Trump For $87,000 in eBay Auction
April 29, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - An Atlanta man has reportedly sold a golf ball hit by President Trump during one of his many, many, many golf games from his first 100 days as president, for an astounding $86,985 in an ...
Dolph Lundgren To Replace Bill Nye on New Netflix TV Series
April 29, 2017
LOS ANGELES, California - After a series of memes was released online comparing the scientific background of TV host Bill Nye ("The Science Guy") and action star Dolph Lundgren, Netflix has decided to replace Nye on ...
U.S. Government To Officially Recognize 287 Genders As Part of New Anti-Discrimination Laws
April 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to current laws, there are only two official "genders" that are legally protected in anti-discrimination laws - male and female. It would be illegal to stop a man from working at Victoria ...
Twitter To Raise Character Limit To 150 So President Trump Has More Words Available To Complain
April 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twitter announced today that they would be upping their character limit to 150 from 140, with specific regard to President Trump's Twitter account, saying that he deserves "a few more words" to be ...
Flint, Michigan Begins Having Tap Water Imported From Mexico
April 29, 2017
FLINT, Michigan - Residents of Flint, Michigan have begun having been having their water imported from other states for quite some time, as the situation of their own water has been disasterous. But now, some residents ...
Babysitter Takes Acid, Eats 3-Month-Old Baby After Cooking Her In The Oven
April 29, 2017
DE SOTO, Missouri - Two Missouri parents were horrified to discover their babysitter had taken acid while watching their child, after they found the remains of their three-month-old child cooked in the oven. Police Officer Dwayne Jacobs was the ...