Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
VP Mike Pence Reportedly Addicted To ‘Penis Enlargement’ Pills
February 28, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to an unnamed ex-girlfriend, Vice President Mike Pence has been addicted to "penis enlargement" pills for the better part of 30 years. "He started taking them when we were together," said the unnamed ...
Girls Scouts Approved To Begin Selling Marijuana Cookies In Multiple States
February 27, 2017
DENVER, Colorado - The Girls Scouts of America have officially been given the 'green light' to begin selling marijuana edible cookies in states where the drug has been legalized. Starting in April of 2017, Girl Scout ...
Trump Administration Plans To Legalize ‘Most Drugs’ Including Heroin To Help Stop Addiction
February 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a new statement from the White House, President Trump has said that he plans to work with states to help tackle harsh drug addiction by doing what he did to quit smoking ...
Parents Arrested After It Was Found They Had Been Tattooing Their Infant
February 26, 2017
BANGOR, Maine - A couple has been arrested after it was reported to CPS that they were using their infant son as a "canvas" to practice their tattooing. Kyle Bruce, 28, and his girlfriend, Felicia Rogers, 22, ...
Study Finds Trump Voters Have Drastically Lower IQ Than Liberals
February 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Donald Trump was elected President, a group of researchers at the Pentagon set into motion a study unlike any other - they wanted to find out the average IQ of a group ...
‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Revealed To Actually Be 45-Year-Old Man
February 24, 2017
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Danielle Bregoli, better known as the "cash me outside" or "catch me outside" girl who was made famous by her atrocious behavior and fake street-girl accent on the Dr. Phil Show, ...
Finger-Chop Challenge Spreads Across Social Media To Protest Trump
February 23, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The "Finger-Chop Challenge" has begun to spread across social media, with teens and college students reportedly cutting off their fingers in an effort to raise awareness about the "evils of Donald Trump" as ...
Woman Who Ate 3 of Her Children Released From Prison After Only 2 Years
February 23, 2017
PHOENIX, Arizona - A 32-year-old woman, Maria Astrana, was convicted in late 2014 of cannibalizing three of her six children, and sentenced to life in prison. Surprisingly, Astrana was released from jail today after serving just ...