Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Morbidly Obese Woman Let Her Children Die Of Starvation: ‘There Was Only Enough Food For Me’
December 31, 2016
BIGSBY, New Jersey - A New Jersey woman has been arrested after all 3 of her young children were found dead in her home. The cause of death has been listed as malnutrition. The woman starved ...
Teens Who Vape More Likely To Be Made Fun Of Than Those That Don’t, Study Finds
December 31, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A new study conducted by Harvard University shows that teens who "vape" are more likely to be made fun of than kids who do not. The study was performed over the last year, ...
12-Year-Old Girl Who Didn’t Get Pony For Christmas Murders Parents While Wearing Horse Mask
December 31, 2016
CARLTON, California - A 12-year-old girl who asked her parents to get her a pony for Christmas has been arrested for murder, after it was discovered that she stabbed and cut up her parents for not ...
Russia Is Probably Hacking Your Computer Right Now – What You Can Do To Stop Them!
December 31, 2016
UNITED STATES - After it was confirmed that Russia easily hacked computers in the United States to rig the 2016 elections, the FBI is warning that it's "very likely" that Russian hackers and spies are probably ...
Obama Orders Life-Sized Bronze Statute of Himself To Be Permanently Installed in White House
December 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has ordered a $200,000, life-sized, bronze statue of himself, with plans to install it in the entryway of the White House. The president says that his legacy "should not be diminished," ...
Uber Driver Refuses To Pick Up Woman In Labor, Didn’t Want To Help Deliver Baby
December 31, 2016
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - An Uber driver in Indianapolis is being sued by a couple who had to deliver their baby on the street after they say the driver would not let them into his car. "We ordered ...
Melania Trump Talks About Cause She Plans To Take On During Donald’s Presidency
December 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Move over Michelle Obama with your useless childhood obesity campaign - Melania Trump, future first lady, has announced her "mighty cause" that she plans to take on during Donald's time as president. "I know ...
Confirmed: 2017 Is The Year Jesus Returns To Earth
December 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After centuries of speculation, Empire News can confirm that 2017 will be the year that Jesus finally returns to Earth. Many of his followers have been waiting a lifetime for this event, and it seems it ...