
Walmart Says That 50% of Items Bought as Christmas Gifts Were Returned
December 30, 2016
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart recently released information stating that for every gift purchase that was made through the holiday season, over 50% of the items were brought back to the store. "People try really, really hard to ...

Clinton Campaign Staffer Says Hillary Tried To ‘Sell Her Soul’ To Win, Turns Out She Doesn’t Have Soul
December 30, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A former Clinton campaign staffer has come forward, claiming that Hillary Clinton literally tried to make a deal with the devil during the campaign, but it failed miserably. "She had me on the phone ...

Scientist Officially Proves That Global Warming is a Hoax
December 30, 2016
CONCORD, New Hampshire - Chester Miller, who has been studying the effects of global warming for nearly 20 years, says that he has finally found conclusive proof that the phenomenon is completely and totally bogus. "I have ...

Doctor Says That ‘Fat Is The New Skinny’
December 30, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - For as long as anyone can remember, doctors have said that being skinny was the only way one could be "truly" healthy. According to one doctor out of Boston, though, that's just not ...

Study: 6 out of 10 Trump Supporters Are Completely Illiterate
November 27, 2016
As Reported By Real News Right Now: An independent study conducted by the bipartisan policy group Alliance for Community Organizations seeking Reform Now has determined that just over fifty-nine percent of voters who support Republican presidential ...

National Anthem To Be Outlawed At Sporting Events, Public Gatherings
November 27, 2016
As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Early this morning, President Obama made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency with the signing of Executive Order 14302, which makes it illegal to ...

Obama Signs Executive Order Forcing Recount And Investigation Into ‘Rigged’ Election
November 27, 2016
As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: Following the results of Tuesday night’s election, President Obama has signed Executive Order 13805, which orders a full recount of all votes cast in the election and calls for a special election to ...

New Strain Of Weed In Colorado Has Teens ‘Turning Gay’, Doctors Baffled
November 27, 2016
As Reported By ABCNews.com.co: “We’ve never seen anything like this before,” said Dr. Hans Vermhat of the Barrow Neurological Institute. “The drug addicts in Colorado are injecting a new strain of marijuana that changes the chemical makeup in the brain’s ...