Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Psychiatrist Says That He Has Discovered ‘Cure’ For Depression
October 31, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A psychiatrist in Boston says that he has found the perfect cure for clinical depression, and it will get many people off their lifelong medications. "I have discovered that the cure is quite simple," ...
Man Who Died In Haunted House Not Discovered For Weeks – Everyone Thought He Was ‘Very Realistic Prop’
October 31, 2016
CONCORD, New Hampshire - An elderly man who died while visiting a New Hampshire haunted house almost a month ago was not discovered until last night, after a young child was brave enough to walk up ...
POLL: 98% Of Hillary Voters Are Lying, Too Embarrassed To Admit They Support Trump
October 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to a recent, anonymous poll, nearly all of Hillary Clinton's supporters are actually in favor of Trump being the next president, but are to embarrassed to admit it. "We have found that, when people ...
Mt. Dew Proves To Be ‘Extremely Good’ For Premature Babies
October 31, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Doctors in Atlanta and Marshall Research Hospital have discovered that PepsiCo.'s product, Mt. Dew, is "extremely good" for babies, with 8 out of 10 premature infants in the study reacting positively to heavy doses ...
Trump Says When He Wins Election He’ll Continue Living In Trump Tower, Open White House To Area Homeless
October 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump says that 'when' he wins the election next week, he plans to not move into the White House, and instead will reside at Trump Tower in New York, and allow D.C. ...
Parents Die After Not Checking Child’s Halloween Candy For Poison, Eating It Themselves
October 31, 2016
GARDINER, Georgia - A couple who ate some of their child's Halloween candy without checking first to see if it had been tampered with died after they both ate chocolates that had been injected with rat ...
House That Normally Gives Drugs On Halloween Disappoints Families By Only Giving Candy
October 29, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - You always hear about it on the news, but you never knew where it was. As it turns out, the answer to the question of "where is that house that always gives drugs ...
Trump Challenges Hillary To Game of HORSE To See Who Wins Election
October 29, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has said that, in order to give Hillary a "fair chance" at winning after his "super-yuge" lead in the polls, he would allow Hillary to play him in a game of ...