Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Kanye West Sues Donald Trump For Calling Himself ‘Greatest’ Candidate
October 29, 2016
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Kanye West has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump, because Trump referred to himself as "the greatest" presidential candidate of all time. West says that is infringing on his own "best" ...
Tim Kaine Says He’s ‘Undecided’ About Who To Vote For
October 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tim Kaine, the current Junior U.S. Senator for Virginia and Hillary Clinton's running mate for Vice-President, says that he is still a 'little undecided' about who he should vote for on November 8th. "It ...
Donald Trump Says He Has Already ‘Secured Funding’ For His Mexican Border Wall
October 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has said that he has finally secured full financing for the wall that he plans to build between Mexico and the United States. According to a Trump campaign staffer, Donald has been ...
Bill Clinton Files For Divorce From ‘Nagging Wife’ Hillary
October 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Public records indicate that former president Bill Clinton has filed for divorce from his wife, current presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton, citing "irreconcilable differences." A lawyer for Ex-President Clinton said that he had "no comment" ...
Young Man Killed After Samsung Note 7 Explodes In His Face While Wearing It In Virtual Reality Headset
October 26, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A Boston man has died after he ignored recall warnings from Samsung about their Note 7 cell phones exploding, and put it into his newly purchased Gear VR. The Gear VR is a ...
New Hampshire Forces All Stores To Be Closed On ‘Black Friday’ Due To Fear Of Injury and Death
October 26, 2016
CONCORD, New Hampshire - The state law board in New Hampshire has ruled that no retail store will be able to open their doors on the day after Thanksgiving, the shopping 'holiday' known as Black Friday. ...
Government Forces Company To Remove The Term ‘Diet’ From All Foods
October 26, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Have you had a diet soda recently? We don't suppose it helped you lose any weight, did it? Of course not. But, the United States government thinks that 'diet' has become a word ...
Donald Trump Drops Out Of Race After Latest Polls Show Him 70 Points Behind
October 25, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. Donald Trump has announced that he has officially dropped from the presidential race, conceding to Hillary Clinton only a few short weeks before the November 8th election date. According to campaign staffers, the latest poll ...