Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Act of God? Man Dies While Masturbating After Lightning Strikes His Bed
August 31, 2016
DALLAS, Texas - Saturday night ended in a tragedy for 23 year old Alan Escamilla. According to reports Alan Escamilla was struck by lightning while he was masturbating in his bedroom. According to Dallas MD, Alan Escamilla was ...
Self-Professed ‘Fag Hater’ Wants Scientists To ‘Get Rid Of Rainbows’
August 31, 2016
MOBILE, Alabama — With gay marriage now legal in all 50 states and rainbow flags (the universal symbol for gay pride) flying all over the country, one man who makes it a point to destroy every rainbow flag ...
New ‘Shit On The America Flag Challenge’ Takes Form In Support Of Colin Kaepernick and Free Speech
August 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Young black Americans are apparently taking a stand and wiping their asses with the American flag, all in support of Colin Kaepernick and his sit-in during the National Anthem, and to make notice ...
Convicted Pedophile and Former Subway Pitchman Jared Fogle Endorses Donald Trump
August 31, 2016
LITTLETON, Colorado - Donald Trump picked up an endorsement today from former Subway pitchman and convicted pedophile Jared Fogle that the presidential candidate might not have wanted. Fogle is currently serving a 15-year sentence in the Federal Correctional ...
Casey Anthony Reportedly Pregnant – With Twins!
August 31, 2016
According to National Report, Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since ...
Wal-Mart Sued For Adding Wood Pulp To Parmesan Cheese
August 31, 2016
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Walmart’s Great Value food brand has been slapped by a lawsuit over a cheese product it sold that allegedly contained wood pulp. The plaintiff, Marc Moschetta, claims he was induced to purchase Great Value’s ...
Former CIA Agent Confesses To Killing Marilyn Monroe While On His Deathbed
August 31, 2016
NORFOLK, Virginia - A 78-year old retired officer of the CIA, Normand Hodges, has made a series of astonishing confessions since he was admitted at the Sentara General Hospital on Monday. He claims he committed 37 ...
Colin Kaepernick Says He’s Never Going To Stand Again, Period
August 31, 2016
SAN FRANCISCO, California - NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has taken a lot of heat this week after he didn't stand for the National Anthem, claiming he was making a point about African-American struggles in the country. ...