Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
World’s Biggest Baby Born At 73 Pounds
July 30, 2016
BEIJING, China - The world's largest baby was born yesterday morning in Beijing, and it weighed in at a whopping 73 pounds! "It was incredible to see, really," said Dr. Miamoto, who delivered the child. "I've never ...
Man Looses Over 400 Pounds Eating Nothing But Sticks Of Butter
July 30, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - 27-year-old Martin O'Shea lost his parents when he was very young, and grew up in foster care. This, he says, lead to a lifetime of overeating, to the point that on his 24th ...
Olympic Swimmer Contracts Deadly Malaria Virus While Practicing For Events In Rio
July 30, 2016
RIO, Brazil - A U.S. Olympic swimmer, Mick Jones, has reportedly contracted malaria while practicing for his events in Rio, swimming in public, open water. "It is with great sadness that we report that Mr. Jones will ...
Pope Francis Says Pokemon Go Is ‘Devil’s Tool’ To Bring Children To Satan
July 30, 2016
VATICAN, Rome - Pope Francis says that the world-wide phenomenon that is Pokemon Go is really a Devil's tool to bring children and teens over to the "dark side" of Satan. "Games that progress the mind are ...
Teen Commits Suicide After Bernie Sanders Endorses Hillary Clinton
July 30, 2016
BURLINGTON, Vermont - A 19-year-old college student in Vermont has reportedly hung himself in his home after his parents report that he spent two days locked in his room, watching Bernie Sanders videos on YouTube. "Mario was ...
Monica Lewinsky Says She Is Voting For Hillary Clinton
July 30, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former presidential intern and the world's second most famous presidential lay, Monica Lewinsky, has gone on record saying that she will be voting for her old flame's wife, Hillary Clinton, in the next election. Lewinsky, ...
Bill Clinton Takes LSD Hit Back Stage At DNC
July 30, 2016
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - It may not have been obvious to everyone, but Bill Clinton was higher than a kite during his wife's "legendary" DNC speech Thursday evening. The former president was reportedly seen taking large hits ...
Klan Says ‘Guns Don’t Kill People, Black People Kill People’
July 29, 2016
FORTH WORTH, Texas - Christoper Miller, the leader of the Fort Worth Ku Klux Klan chapter, has ignited a wave of anger amongst the public after saying that “guns were not the problem, black people with guns [are],” referring ...