
Home Depot Founder Vies to Become Official Sponsor of Mexico-America Wall, Endorses Trump
June 18, 2016
Is there some rule out there we don’t know about that states that founders of major DIY retail chains have to get involved in politics eventually? We saw that the people behind Hobby Lobby were all too ...

Activists Protest Alligator Euthanasia; Parents Of Snatched Toddler Accused Of ‘Letting It Happen’
June 15, 2016
ORLANDO, Florida - Some 50 wildlife specialists — including a trained alligator trapper — are combing a lake Wednesday at a Disney World resort hotel looking for a 2-year-old boy who was snatched by a seven ...

Orlando Shooter Omar Mateen Was Very Likely An Angry, Closeted Homosexual
June 15, 2016
ORLANDO, Florida - Omar Mateen, the gunman who perpetrated the deadliest mass shooting in the history of the United States early Sunday morning, has reportedly been exposed as a closeted homosexual. As news has come out, ...

FDA To Ban Fentanyl After Prince’s Overdose
June 05, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The powerful opiate fentanyl may be taken off the market following the death of Prince as well as the increase in opiate drug deaths across the nation. A bill may change fentanyl to ...

Teenagers Hijack School Bus During Riot
May 31, 2016
STARLIGHT, Texas - 19 year old Jacob Hicks is in custody for seizing control of a school bus during what fellow passengers describe as a riot. Tabitha Lawrence, who was injured in the altercation says it ...

Flour Recall After Teen Dies Of E. Coli
May 31, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The first person to die from the recent E. coli outbreak did not ingest the the tainted flour intentionally, but accidentally, when a friend threw it on him. Kurt Haney got some flour in his ...

Rolling Stones Guitarist Proud Dad Of Conjoined Twin Girls
May 31, 2016
LONDON, England - Ronnie Wood, guitarist for the Rolling Stones was surprised to find his twin girls are joined at the base of their spine. Although the initial announcement, was, “The girls arrived on 30 May ...

Obama Makes Use Of Words ‘Negro,’ ‘Oriental’ Illegal
May 30, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has signed into law H.R. 4238, which modernizes terms in specified statutes related to minorities, and makes it illegal to use words such as "negro" or "oriental." What this means for businesses or ...