Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Anti-Circumcision Activist Forcibly Circumcised
May 25, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A man who was in our nation's capital protesting the circumcision of infants was reportedly attacked and forcibly circumcised himself, by an assailant that is being referred to as "very angry." "He came out ...
Hot Dogs Being Reevaluated by FDA As Possible Unsafe Food Item
May 24, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Multiple studies have determined that consumption of hot dogs can be a risk factor for childhood cancer, and now Dr. Roger Peters, head of food safety and science at UCLA is working with ...
Teen Arrested For Threatening To Kill Parents After They Confiscate His Marijuana
May 24, 2016
BRIDGETON, Delaware - An 18 year old high school senior, Jack Cloutier, was arrested at his school, Madison Sr. High, after his parents filed criminal charges against him. He has been accused of telling his parents ...
Organ-Stealing Group Of Thieves Moving Up and Down East Coast
May 24, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - A gang of blackmarket organs dealers have been roaming up and down the East coast, attacking and later killing people for their organs, which can be harvest in an illegal trade for thousands, ...
Sunscreen Is Causing People To Contract Cancer At Alarming Rates
May 23, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Lawyers are rushing to buy ad space to alert people of the opportunity to sue sunscreen manufacturers. According to recent research released by the FDA sunblock is causing cancer. Experts, like Dr. Oz ...
Fake Maple Syrup Found To Cause Cancer
May 22, 2016
BRIGHTON, Iowa - A new study performed on over 200 people found that fake maple syrup, the sugary-substance that can be purchased in grocery stores around the country, is causing cancer. The study, which followed 100 people ...
George Clooney Comes Out; Wife Amal Clooney Visibly Upset At Premiere
May 22, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Amal Clooney looked upset when her husband, George Clooney, came out to the Money Monster premier. “Georgie looked nice, but as usual he was out-shined by his wife. She was positively glowing. Of ...
Mom Says Her Baby Is Reincarnation Of Jesus After Seeing Image Of Savior In Dirty Diaper
May 22, 2016
SANTA VALARTE, Mexico - Mary Flores claims Christ is born again, and it is her baby. She claims she has seen the sign of the Lord in her son’s dirty diaper. She immediately Snapchatted the cross ...