Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
A Pair Of Marilyn Monroe’s Panties Set To Be Auctioned
May 22, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Jack Schlossberg, John F Kennedy’s grandson, is auctioning off a family heirloom: Marilyn Monroe’s Panties. Monroe’s unmentionables are rumored to have been used to wipe up JFK’s semen. They were kept in a drawer ...
Kim Jong-Un Says Most Important Thing To Discuss With Trump Is ‘Mean Internet Memes’
May 22, 2016
PYONGANG, North Korea - Leader of North Korea says he accepts Trump’s request to talk to him, and would like to discuss suing the internet over offensive memes. Trump’s reputation of suing when his feelings are hurt proceeds ...
Oil Spill Tax Imposed By Government To Increase Gas Prices By Over 1000%
May 22, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress will be voting on new oil tax to help fund clean up costs, after the recent spill into the Gulf of Mexico. Almost 90,000 gallons of crude oil gushed from a Shell oil ...
‘Suppernanny’ Slips Up, Allegedly Hits Child
May 19, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Nanny Jill Pryeo allegedly lost her temper and spanked “a particularly vile” 8-year-old, Janna Cornell, and refuses to apologize. In the episode, which originally aired April 2011, Janna swears, hits or spits snot at ...
Parents Sue School For Not Allowing Daughter To Wear Skinny Jeans
May 19, 2016
19 GORDON, Texas - Parents of a 15-year-old teen are suing their local school district over their dress policy, after their daughter was sent home one day for inappropriate clothing. The school's dress code policy requires that ...
Ranting ‘Bible Thumper’ Assaulted In Target During Transgender Bathroom Protest
May 19, 2016
SMITHSON, North Carolina - Hilary Thibodaux, 49, was assaulted when she attempted to preach to shoppers and employees about the evils of Target’s gender-neutral bathroom policy. Thibodaux was upset about a recent Target statement that said, ...
Spa Accident Ruins Woman’s Face
May 19, 2016
RICHARDSON, Georgia - Laysha Ward is speaking out after a spa accident ruined her face. After her mani-pedi she opted for a microdermabrasion (or natural enzyme peel) face and eye collagen mask and décolleté treatment at ...
Girl With Cerebral Palsy Saves Brother’s Life With Heimlich Maneuver
May 18, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - Cerebral palsy is a group of problems that affect body movement and posture. It is related to a brain injury or to problems with brain development, and it is one of the most ...