Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
American Psychiatric Association Officially Condones Pedophilia
April 30, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American Psychiatric Association has released their latest journal, and it is causing an uproar in the psychiatric and medical communities. The APA, which is responsible for classifying and normalizing mental and sexual ...
Woman In Kansas Becomes Last In Country To Use Dial-Up Internet Service
April 30, 2016
ROGERS, Kansas - Maryanne Richards is not new to the world wide web. In fact, she's had a computer with internet access in her home since December of 1998, when her brother gave her his old Dell ...
Woman Claims Defective Vibrator Got Her Pregnant
April 30, 2016
GREENVALE, Georgia - A young woman from Georgia claims she found herself pregnant after using a faulty vibrator. Kristy Richards, 28, claims she has fallen victim to a mechanical failure of the device that was recently bought off the internet. “I ...
600,000 People Show Up In Support of Donald Trump In Los Angeles
April 29, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Donald Trump has scored the biggest and best turnout of any candidate in the history of the presidency, when over 600,000 people showed up in support of the Republican during a recent ...
Red-Headed Teen Sues Parents, Blames Them For Being Bullied At School Because He’s A ‘Ginger’
April 29, 2016
CARSON, Nevada - A 16-year-old teen has reportedly filed a lawsuit against his parents because he claims that their "faulty genetics" caused him to be born with red hair, and school bullies have been picking on ...
Massive Sunken Ship, Treasure Found Off Coast of Boston
April 29, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Remnants of an old, sunken pirate ship were found off the coast of Boston, Massachusetts yesterday by treasure hunters who had reportedly found documentation claiming that a ship had sunk there over 600 ...
Trump Buys Land On Mexican Border To Begin Constructing Wall
April 28, 2016
NOGALEZ, Arizona - Presidential candidate Donald Trump has said that if he is elected president, he will force Mexico to build a wall between the countries to keep immigrants out, but apparently he is starting earlier ...
PETA Overjoyed As Leather To Become Illegal
April 28, 2016
AUSTIN, Texas - PETA members are ecstatic over the passing of a new law that would outlaw products from being made of leather, which is created using the hide of deal cows. The group has been ...