Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
New TV Show Will Highlight Competitive Dumpster-Diving
April 28, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - A new TV show to air later this year on TLC will highlight competitive dumpster-diving, which has become one of the most "extreme" new sports-slash-competitions in recent years. The series, which has ...
Death Row Inmate Requests Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Bowl For Last Meal
April 28, 2016
PUTNAM, Florida - The Florida Department of Corrections offers death row inmates the option of requesting a final meal on the day of the scheduled execution. Guidelines specify that food items must be purchased locally, and ...
Guinness Recognizes Man With ‘World’s Smallest Penis’
April 28, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - A Miami man, Mike Carson, has been officially recognized by Guinness World Records for having the smallest penis. According to Carson and his doctors, his fully-functioning penis is only 1/16th of an inch, ...
U.S. Government Says You Can Buy Alcohol, Cigarettes With Food Stamps Starting 2017
April 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Faced with lingering debts due to a still struggling economy, President Barack Obama issued an executive order today allowing the purchase of alcohol and cigarettes with food stamps. The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) ...
Plan Launches To Add President Obama To Mount Rushmore
April 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to one of Obama’s supporters, Obama deserves to have a spot next to Washington and Lincoln on Mount Rushmore. You heard that right - According to Jim Messina, Obama is “no question ...
Toddler Dies After Mother Uses Cell Phone In Emergency Room
April 25, 2016
CARLSON, Georgia - A 4-year-old girl who fell and broke her leg died on Monday after her mother took a selfie in the hospital ER. The signal from the cell phone, when turned on, caused the ...
Hillary Clinton Says She Wants Her Picture To Be Featured On $20 Bill
April 25, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton says that she "firmly believes" that she should be featured on the $20 bill, which has been being looked at by government officials to be changed to a strong woman from ...
K.D. Lang Claims She Had Affair With Hillary Clinton
April 25, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Musician K.D. Lang shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton, and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in ...